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This much is all thats left of my credibility.
The obvious one:Respect my manhood.
Too many spring to mind, but none suitable for publication. Sorry, I've just got that sort of mind; forever in the gutter.RM
It's that long and it smells o' fish!
"Well my darling wife, it happened like this. The finger on the left is me and this little finger on the right is my secretary"
I could have sworn it was about this size, although the last time I could check was a very long time ago!!!
''She was not interested you see...she said I am a rank ugly fat bastard...but then I told her it's this big and that convinced her''
I cant see it myself, but she said it was this big.
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