Me: I've just been invited to meet Kylie Minogue and on the same day I'm
having lunch with Karren Brady.
John: How nice for you. I've just wiped Gio's bum8.
Me: Er.....
Not often that I am lost for words...
* Gio is our Jack Russell, who is, er, having a few problems in the nether regions at the moment...
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What are you discussing with Ms Brady? A new business venture?
What are you discussing with Ms Brady? A new business venture?
Can't your dog clean its own RRRs? The mind boggles.
Clearly, John has your number. Nothing like a loved one to keep one humble.
A word of advice - divorce.
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