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Prince C : is this the ****** who makes obscene phone calls?
In the two-speech-balloons-as-one style of Private Eye..."....Aren't you the chap who tries too hard to get a story in the papers?"
Russell:" Aren't you that guy who said all those nasty things about someone's daughter in the media?"Charles:"*cough* that was a long time ago now. Where's Katie tonight? I wanted to look up her skirt to see if she had any knickers on?"Russell:"She didn't come tonight because she knew you were going to be here."
Who the hell are you?
"Pull my finger."
Finally the Bad Taste Competition entrants were whittled down to two.
"and you think I'M a talentless waste of air?"
Vanilla is this one of those poor people we keep waving at from the bentley?
My wife's tits droop all the way down to here...
The Great Uncrowned meets the Great Unwashed.
Money meets talent, and vice versa.
Two twats twittering.
"What a d**k"
Spotted at the mental health week open day...
Both: I'm with stupid!
Camilla (in background): 'Oh he's trying to teach Charlie to make a 'phone call'
Where's your f***ing poppy hippy?
Brand: "He can be a bit rude, can't he?"
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