Friday, September 14, 2007

Top Ten Ways to Advertise the Labour Party

IAIN DALE IS AWAY - SHANE GREER IS STANDING IN

Our Top Ten List on Vox Politix tonight will be the TOP TEN WAYS TO ADVERTISE THE LABOUR PARTY. Your suggestions please...

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

There Is No Alternative

Daily Referendum said...

The BBC

Newmania said...

- "No-smackin', high taxin', waste makin, demotivatin', news handlin', lie-talkin', high- crime in', nation –screwin` ', welfare-givin', donkey ridin`'... Labour "

The sick taste in the mouth of a generation betrayed.


Hey run it up the flag pole see if the cat licks
!! Beam

The Military Wing Of The BBC said...

House price collapses are NEVER OUR FAULT!

Anonymous said...

That old classic

'Thing's can only get better.'

AnyoneButBrown said...

Amaze you friends with your new peerage and seat in the House of Lords.
Yours for only £1M payable to "Cash" and slipped under the door of NuLab HQ

"How did he get that peerage" , Inspector Knacker
"Doesn't he look good in Ermine", Sarah Goldigger
"Just look at the contracts he's won off the Americans", Jealous businessman

The Labour Party accepts no responsibility for any criminal investigations or allegations of corruption that may arise as a consequence of your donation. If you are fingered it's nothing to do with us guv.

Or how about...

Win new friends and influence people with your membership of the new improved and whiter than white Labour Party.
Looking for that highly paid job with some quango, perhaps you are looking for promotion in the public sector or even a top job in the BBC? Are you looking to win a juicy government contract, or having difficulty with you planning application for that massive housing development on green belt land?
You'll find your Labour Party Membership(TM) invaluable.

The Labour party denies that there is any correlation between party membership and top jobs in quangos or the public sector, or the granting of government contracts and planning applications. Any statistics to the contrary are lies produced by the Tories

Unknown said...

How about: 'Less Blairite than "Dave's Conservatives"'

Alan Douglas said...

It's always the Tories' fault :

Vote Labour



Alan Douglas

Anonymous said...

Life has so many choices, it's easy to get overwhelmed. Let us simplify your life by eliminating most of them. ---Labour---

Falco said...

"We take away your freedom because we care"

Anonymous said...

shout at passers by from all the cctv cameras littering the streets.

Joe said...

Get that Sion Simon guy back on youtube?

... and then pretend it was his idea and the party hadn't a clue he was going to do it again

Anonymous said...

Because, if you don't, you might get Andrew Pelling