I had nothing better to do this afternoon, so I thought I'd watch the England women's World Cup Quarter Final match against the USA, which they proceeded to lose 3-0. I might as well have watched paint dry for the entertainment value the game provided. That, of course, is the same when you watch some matches where men are playing. But it was sooooooooo slow. It seemed as if it was being played in slow motion. I can't think women's football will ever attract a mass audience, whether live or on TV, on this showing.
[Cue allegations of sexism, misogny, chauvenism etc. Whatever.]