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Monday, September 17, 2007
Top Ten Easier Targets than the Lib Dems.
IAIN DALE IS AWAY - SHANE GREER IS STANDING IN
Our Top Ten List on Vox Politix tonight will be the TOP TEN EASIER TARGETS THAN THE LIB DEMS. Your suggestions please...
A small child with a lollipop
Iran's Nuclear facilities
Any goverment target
Certainly not Shane Greer's originality processes. One club golfer are we?
Ming's foot - he never misses
Marxism, communism, socialism, and the Conservative party.
Iain Dale's Monkey
Any England Football manager
The NHS and MRSA
Please! This is torture!
No more Top Ten lists! They are toe-crunchingly boring except when they have a genuine point.
No more Lib Dems! They are toe-crunchingly boring without exception as they have no point.
A small cow's arse with a very large shovel.
Gordon Brown's charisma.
10. The England Rugby team
9. Ken Livingstone
8. Portuguese detectives
7. John Gummer
6. Blunkett's choice of dates
5. What Rosie Winterton puts on her hair
4. Harriet Harperson's management skills
3. John Prescott as an ambassador
2. Gordon Brown as a big tent person
1. That the words Liberal Democrat are an oxymoron.
The England Rugby team
English national sporting teams
Fish. In a barrel. Already dead.
Gordon Brown - in about 5 minutes.
Yasmin Alibhai-Brown's mouth
The late, great, Sir Cyril Smith.
The 10 most unfunny lists of 10. You'll get over these obsessions when you get into big school.
Anonymous,as always, Victor
1. The Government's handling of The Great 2007 Bank Run.
Some government minister twat on PM just now, thought about blaming the Tories for it, then changed his mind.
They have no idea there is a crisis yet.
He refused to answer this simple question "Would you invest your money in Northern Rock?"
Who the f has briefed him? The UK has come to expect Churchill's in a crisis, this time we don't even have a Chamberlain, this time we have Quislings, lots and lots of little Quislings running around.
Be afraid, be very very afraid, -they don't even KNOW there's a crisis, let alone how to handle it.
Fish in a barrel ?
( Harry Haddock - you should be aware that the child will have been given the lollipop by Lib Dem canvassers in exchange for posting leaflets. They should of course be paying the minimum wage - so in effect they will already have stolen from them ).
Hey C4, I am a Lib Dem. Otherwise it was a hilarious suggestion.
Please! This is torture!
No more Verity! She istoe-crunchingly boring without exception and she is clearly from the land of points (H Nillson).
Minge Campbell is a stupid old buffoon who smells of piss.
10. Saddam Hussein's armoured infantry and tanks.
9. England's rugby team.
8. Steve McClaren.
7. Patricia Hewitt.
6. Roof Kelly.
5. The BBC.
4. An English batsman's stumps.
3. Phoney Blair.
2. Call me Dave Camoron.
1. Crash Gordon.
British troops with US aircraft.....
The Lesser Spotted Lethargic Barrel Trout.
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