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'Pleasured' -- such a lovely old fashioned word. 'His Grace returned from the wars today and pleasured me twice in his boots.' -- Sarah Churchill (1660-1744), Duchess of Marlborough, diary entry
Excellent. I see there's a Court Order now which, apparently "stopped him from exposing any part of his anatomy that was likely to cause offence if seen by a female whether or not any female was present at the same time."
Note; 'any part of his anatomy' - such as his face, for example.
Now this sets an interesting legal precedent. Could such an Order apply to Brown, for example? Is there scope here?
13 comments:
I am surprised the Sunday Mirror is not already smearing you.
Thanks for that Iain, that s my local supermarket. I ll restrain myself from popping into the cafe.
The Sun has already corrected the story ;)
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Ian Dale: Arousing mass debate.
I used to live next door to that bloke. Seriously. I could tell you some crazy stories...
'Pleasured' -- such a lovely old fashioned word. 'His Grace returned from the wars today and pleasured me twice in his boots.'
-- Sarah Churchill (1660-1744), Duchess of Marlborough, diary entry
Yeah, 'cos we all thought you were a pensioner. ;-)
I'd sue them - you're not a pensioner.
As did Nick Clegg....
Ooops!.
Their sub-editor needs training. Oh, oh I see!
Excellent. I see there's a Court Order now which, apparently "stopped him from exposing any part of his anatomy that was likely to cause offence if seen by a female whether or not any female was present at the same time."
Note; 'any part of his anatomy' - such as his face, for example.
Now this sets an interesting legal precedent. Could such an Order apply to Brown, for example? Is there scope here?
How do they enforce this. Depending upon mood and context I may be offended by an ankle, bare chest or left buttock
Morrisons. How dreadfully common.
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