Come on, I know you are just that little bit excited. Trust me, I'm a doctor. Only a couple more hours until we know who the new LibDem leader is. A nation is holding its collective breath. My cup is almost runnething over. I'm going back to my constituency to prepare. I can see troops marching towards the sound of gunfire. We oppose. We propose. [Are you on something? - ed].
The LibDem leadership result will be announced at 2.37pm exactly. Apparently Sky News has a one minute gap at that time between a report on female kickboxing in Taiwan and a film from Adam Boulton reporting on the discovery of an illegal immigrant working as the Head of the Immigration and Nationality Department of the Home Office. That was a joke. But nowadays you could be forgiven for thinking it wasn't.