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Er, crumbs... er... wot... er... I married all of you when drunk... crikey... crumbs....
sorry I only do threesomes
Hummm wonder if we could introduce a rent a cheerleader scheme.... beats those bikes....
Boris: "That reminds me...must reply to that woman's letter about the speed bumps"
'one for sorrow, two for joy...'
Did Labour tax your pom poms?
So many women....So little time
Hold still ladies, I've got this bit of dandruff I need to deal with first... be right with you...
1)Cripes, i'm damned if i can remember their names....2)Which is the one who made nice to me..3)Dear me another senior moment
Gosh Golly cripes yes well......err now which one first..well this job is all about difficult decisions so......
Where did I put the flippin car keys?
“We're going to have to make tough choices and we're going to have to make them together.”(Bill Clinton)
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo...oh, crikey, did I say that aloud?
"Any of you fancy being inverted on a pyramid of pizzle ?"
Gosh, it's a rum do when a chap can't remember where he last left his sausage.
I've had her, I've had her, I've had him, I've had that, not sure about her though..
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