'Dr' John Reid has rearranged his offices to reflect his new importance. As he was sitting proudly behind his desk for the first time there was a knock at the door."Come in", he called, and as the door opened he picked up his phone and said,"No, Prime Minister, I've already sorted that out with the White House. And I have arranged everything with the Metropolitan Police. Thank you, Prime Minister, it was no trouble. Goodbye."
He put down the receiver and looked at the workman who had entered his office. The man had a look of amazement on his face."Yes, what do you want?" said 'Dr' Reid brusquely."I've just come", said the workman, "to connect your telephone."