Monday, September 18, 2006

Caption Competition: Lady Elspeth's Husband

Image from LibDem website
ConservativeHome has a series of semi naked politicians for a daring caption competition HERE.

66 comments:

AnyonebutBlair said...

Ok so whats this inter ermm...is it inter-web ? Anyway, whats this inter-thingy all about? Oh yes! I hear that the kids of today love it.

Croydonian said...

Oh I say - those etch-a-sketch thingies are frightfully sophisticated these days.

Anonymous said...

"Look, this typewriter has pictures too!"

ian said...

Are you sure you should be looking at these kind of pictures! Hang on! That's Mark bloody Oaten.

Louise said...

So you're telling me that this is the landlady of the Rovers now, not Annie Walker

Anonymous said...

Help! I appear to have inadvertently bought a 40 year supply of Viagra and a Thai bride....

Anonymous said...

"Isn't that one Bet Lynch?"

Anonymous said...

"Look, you've got the javascript wrong, that's why the XML server applet won't work on the Safari browser."

Anonymous said...

"Now I see why Simon hughes is such a fan of the Internet."

Anonymous said...

"I think it's called blogs, tinternet or something"

Anonymous said...

"Now if only we could get the bloody webcam to work"

Anonymous said...

And that's where are councillors are using underhand, deceitful, Nimbyist tactics to stop a football stadium that is wanted by most of the community. The party of local government indeed!

The Hitch said...

And exactly what are these things called poppadoms?

The Hitch said...

And what exactly are these things called poppadoms?
or
When I was a boy these pieces of slate came with chalk, how on earth do you write upon them?

Anonymous said...

What happens if I push this? Ming advetises fisher-Price for pensioners..

Anonymous said...

Is that Dale's Diary you're reading? I'm old enough to remember the original Mrs Dale, you know.....

Anonymous said...

"This me at Queen Victoria's funeral, this is me in World War One, oh and here's me starting university in 1925."

Anonymous said...

Now that Guido has a sex-blog on his page, I think it's about time I started one too ...

CityUnslicker said...

"so I point with my left hand at your screen and with my right I use your mouse?

Anonymous said...

Ming surfed the interweb, and was delighted when he finally found out the identity of Suzie Whiplash.

Anonymous said...

Working age raised to 80 in call centres.

Anonymous said...

Oh, your right, we do say different things to different people

OR - Ming sighed as the results came in for his Google search "Liberal Democrat nice tactics"

The Daily Pundit said...

That's me and Elspeth in Benidorm.

Anonymous said...

"look, it's a two-horse race"

Rickytshirt said...

With my extra workload I've been feeling a little bit tired recently. Fortunately these helpful people emailed me saying they can supply me with these little blue pills that will help me keep it up for hours.

Anonymous said...

That's disgusting, are the lower classes allowed to do that sort of thing now?

We'll tax it or ban it when we get in!!

No worries there then.

Tapestry said...

and here are the Party's poll results since I became leader...

Serf said...

Did we really refuse this Guido character, membership? A 500 year old member, that would make me look young.

Anonymous said...

Oh, so thats the on button

Anonymous said...

And this green bit on the map is Hampstead Heath, where on a clear day you can see Simon Hughes'




.... constituency.

fairdealphil said...

and what did you say it's called again...tele-vision? very good, but can't really see it catching on.

The Blind-Winger Jones said...

Your collective cynicism to a man of such wisdom as the Venerable Bing Candle is staggering.

Didn't he imbue the character of grandad in Carla Lane's 80s classic comedy Bread with real emotional depth ?

Praguetory said...

I've got £200,000 in a fund for you and your friend when you turn 18 if you are willing to do something unspeakable.

Anonymous said...

Great line Og, but lose the unnecessary "constituency".

Graham Smith said...

Another canny Scotsman takes advantage of ebay's "Motors free listing weekend" offer.

Iain Dale said...

Man in a shed - what mysterious pixel?

Anoneumouse said...

and that's cat Minie Caldwell's cat

Anonymous said...

What is the little black spot above your banner all about? Guido has a similar, but white spot. We should be told...

Anonymous said...

"Look!
Wikipedia says my first name is Walter
!"

Anonymous said...

"Look at the rack on that!"

Anonymous said...

"Look at the rack on that!"

Anonymous said...

Look - if you stand as a Lib Dem candidate your bank balance will increase by this amount.

Snafu said...

And that's me standing next to the last Liberal Prime Minister...

Anonymous said...

Oh look, a Werthers Original ad... now in my pocket I just happen to have....

Anonymous said...

.

Thats all it is. man in a shed just a period whomever coded the basis for the 2 sites left in by mistake at end of the first body tag

Anonymous said...

And this is one of me and Lady Elspeth just after our wedding, talking to King George...a lovely man and a great monarch...you can see the Queen toddling there in the background.....

Anonymous said...

- See the short, dumpy one - that's Sarah Teather

- I want that one

- Look it's either Oaten or Hughes - it's a straight choice

- I hate you Butler. Get that bloody bus out.

- Isn't that Lembit Opik photo on the Crimestoppers website

- Shit they've taken my car.

Anonymous said...

So Ming is suffering from another bout of can't quite "remember"The papers won't forget for the morning readers however.

Anonymous said...

So Ming is suffering from another bout of can't quite "remember"The papers won't forget for the morning readers however.

Anonymous said...

Look into my eyes - You are feeling sleepy. Very very sleepy. You are asleep. You will do as I command

shergar said...

Blimey! And I thought I was hung like a rogue elephant!

MorrisOx said...

"And this 'minger' word - is that the female version of my name?"

Anonymous said...

OK girls - we've re-animated the cadaver, now let's teach it spelling. This re-awakening the corpse class is going so well!"

Anonymous said...

And now children, see if you can find nice Uncle Ming's lost policies.

Anonymous said...

Interestingly enough, I'm an LD and have it on good authority what Ming was actually saying..."Hey look - Iain Dale's talking garbage on his blog again!"

AnyonebutBlair said...

Look at the size of those. You don't get this kind of thing on the BBC

Anonymous said...

"And if I push this button marked "self-destruct", let's just see what happens."

Anonymous said...

"Move your left hand or I'll break it, you old lech"

Anonymous said...

Perhaps the Eye could include this picture in its library of oft-published photos depicting political Scotsmen in the company of dusky maidens? Ming looks like a vest man to me.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps the Eye could use another photo of a Scotsman in the company of dusky maidens to replace the one currently in use?

Anonymous said...

"I know Cameron's been to India - here's his blog. But I went there too, you know. Oh yes, long before Cameron - in fact, before the British Raj! Ah, those were the days..."

Anonymous said...

"I know Cameron's been to India - here's his blog. But I went there too, you know. Oh yes, long before Cameron - in fact, before the British Raj! Ah, those were the days..."

Sir-C4' said...

"I can have FOUR wives if I become a Muslim. Bravo, I need to father a child before the next election. Do they have mail-order brides on this teletext thing?"

Anonymous said...

Careful now, wasn't it this thing that was nearly the end of Pre$$a.

WindsorBloke said...

Slide 187 shows Lady Elspeth and myself at the opening of Paisley sludge works

WindsorBloke said...

And slide 197 shows Lady Elspeth and I opening the Paisley sludge works. Slide 198 .... zzzzzzzzz