"He looks deep in your eyes, he seems only to be talking to you. You can't believe how sexy and charismatic he is" - Dame Judi Dench is bowled over by Bill Clinton.
"I am fat. Calling me fat has never been an insult because I am fat. If I had a hang-up about my weight, I've got a simple way out of it which is to exercise more, but I'd rather read a book" - Dawn French.
"Let's hope that he can bring something new; some reliabiliity, common sense and lack of ideological nuttiness" - John Bird, founder of The Big Issue, on David Cameron.
"The sign of a civilised country is that it executes its drug dealers" - Peter Horton, of Ilfracombe, Devon, in a letter to the Daily Telegraph.