A Popbitch Correspondent writes:
"I had lunch at the Great Gallery on Pall Mall last week. David Blunkett was having lunch with Rebekah Wade, Trevor Kavanagh and another man from The Sun. During lunch Rebekah got up to go to the toilet, which prompted the other three men to start whispering together. So no-one realised that at that moment Blunkett's guide dog popped up and ate Ms Wade's Yorkshire Pudding from her plate."
OK, my headline isn't quite as good as FREDDIE STARR ATE MY HAMSTER, but it's the best I can do, OK?!