Due to popular demand (well, two of you), here are the theatre dates I have lined up with Ann Widdecombe next year...
19th, Lincoln, Drill Hall
22nd, Winchester, Theatre Royal
4th, Guildford, Yvonne Arnaud theatre
10th, Horsham, Capitol
17th, Leicester Little Theatre
27th, Harrogate Theatre
12th, Fowey, Daphne Du Maurier Festival
25th, Yeovil Octagon Theatre
26th, Aldershot, Princes Hall
14th, Felixstowe, Spa Pavilion
26th, Church Stretton Festival, Shropshire
20th, St Albans, Harpenden Halls
10th, Swansea, Grand Theatre
* For the uninitiated these evenings are titled AN EVENING WITH ANN WIDDECOMBE. I interview her for the first half and it's audience questions for the second half.
No Scottish dates. I find this highly amusing.
Which dancesare you doing?
Will you be tossing her to the floor?
An arts/entertainment event like this clearly calls for an invite to a Mr Jeremy Cun* to assist you, as referenced on Radio 4 this morning by the appropriately named Mr James Naughty. Or is that Naughtie?
Be careful what you are letting yourself in for if you offer Anne a lift.
As you are visiting Yeovil's council run - and excellent - Octagon at the end of May I may (sorry) turn up to watch. If, that is, I am still alive and the money you are offering is sufficient.
You can sign the petition to get Laws before the law whilst you're here.
I won't be there - I refus eto play second fiddle just 'cos your more handsome.
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