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Thursday, March 01, 2007
Is Straw Stalking Nadine?
For the second week in a row, Jack Straw has quoted from Nadine's blog in Business Questions. She reckons he's becoming her cyber stalker. Obviously missing Condi...
Straw thinks he's the Arnie of British politics - sexual harassment is just some harmless fun as far as he is concerned! The only difference is that Straw is a wimp!
I seem to remember she is a lass from Liverpool.
He hasn't got a chance ,he would have to find the tel no for the hospital himself if he was conscious.
I wonder who spends more "alone time" on her blog, the Leader of the House or you Iain?
He has form, doesn't he? The arrogant little jerk.
She will know she is in trouble if he invites her to Blacvkburn for Pie and Peas.
I suggest that Ms Dorries puts up a post to trap him next week :-)
Or maybe a job in the Cabinet..
Straw's got a stalk has he?
I can't understand what women see in him, he looks like a sallow-faced weed.
Women don't see anything in Straw, they only give into his advances because they fear for their political careers.
Speaking of Straw, I thought his comments to Teresa May at Business Questions about May lusting after Gordon Brown were both cheeky and disgusting. Straw shouldn't judge others by his own degraded standards.
What a bloody hypocrite he is!
The most unlikely people are often the most accomplished ladykillers.The best I ever knew was nothing to look at and seemed to have no especial personality.However,if he was introduced to an attractive woman,she would be putty in his hands within 30 seconds.It was astonishing to behold.
It must be sizeable to overcome his other charms. He is the classic case of someone, how did prezza put it, "i'm demob me I am..." shouldnt he be on clarkes new website engaging in a policy debate??
Aren't we all being coy about what Straw actually had to say about the Dorries blog?
Official Report: 1 Mar 2007 : Column 1068
"She [Theresa May, Shadow Leader]talks about leadership campaigns, but I have to tell her that that debate is comradely in the extreme compared to what I read on the blog of the hon. Member for Mid-Bedfordshire (Mrs. Dorries) about what is going on— [Interruption.] No, this week, too. [Interruption.]
Mr. Speaker: Order. I am just wondering about next week’s business.
Mr. Straw: Indeed, Mr. Speaker. Part of my duty, however, is pastoral care for all Members, so they ought to be aware that I take a close interest in all Members’ blogs. What we are told is that inside the Tory party, the right hon. Member for Witney (Mr. Cameron)
“swims in shark infested waters”,
and also that
“David knows who the creeps are, you can see it in his eyes.”
And that is about his own side. I look forward to next week’s business."
Care to tell us who the creeps are, chaps?
A late posting on this subject. I looked up Mark Lamarr's play list on his Radion 2 show, and found one of his obscure, but listenable singles was....
Title: 'GOODBYE NADINE'
Artist: THE SURGEONS
Album: SONG OF SADNESS, MISERY & ABUSE
Label: FAT & BULBOUS RECORDS
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