I've always fancied writing one of those newspaper Agony Columns. You know the sort...
I'm a 67 year old lard arse who's been caught talking to strange rich men. I've also been doing naughties with my secretary and when I was blackmailed I told my wife about the wrong woman. My boss thinks I'm an embarrassment and my work colleagues are too embarrassed to be seen with me. I would be grateful for your ever helpful advice.
I suffer from Obsessive Changing Political Party Disorder. In the last year I have formed my own political party at least three times and been a member of the Conservatives and UKIP. Is it only a matter of time before I end up in the Liberal Democrats?
PS I love your blog so much I feel compelled to write about it every day on my own blog. Is this normal or just plain warped?
Jonathan Calder devotes his Lord Bonkers column in LibDem News this week to just such stories. Shall I start a DEAR IAIN column each week? Do feel free to send me your problems and I'll see what I can to do help. All in the best possible taste of course. You can of course send emails on behalf of others who may be too embarrassed to write themselves. We all have friends in need. Some more than others. Please email, rather than use the Comments section!