Friday, September 04, 2009

All Bloggers are Gay

Didn't you know? Paul Waugh, who is clearly bent as a nine bob note*, has the story...

* See, I can say that, you can't. That's how PC rules operate, innit? By the way, just for clarification, he isn't. Gay, that is. I'll get my coat...

27 comments:

Demetrius said...

It depends on what you mean by "Gay". When I was young it applied to members of the Guild of Abstaining Youth. How many, I wonder are blogging now?

Inspector Morse said...

Here we go again.

A great political blog is once more a "Good As You" platform.

Please Iain, give it a break.

I watch lesbian porno movies, but I do not campaign for them.

Interesting that the captcha is "bustlybi"

Iain Dale said...

Have you ever won an award for bore of the year? You clearly have no sense of humour? Dear oh dear.

Dippyness. said...

My mother & grandmother thought Gay meant just that. Gay as in happy & laughing. Daddy was more clued up.

AMW said...

Im sure i saw Iain Dale down Soho way blogging in his pink stilletos, ooer i say he had mighty fine legs :)

AMW said...

Iain Dale said...
Have you ever won an award for bore of the year? You clearly have no sense of humour? Dear oh dear.
...

lmao, well Inspector Morse was never an Inspector Clouseau was he ?

Uncle Bob said...

Calm down Inspector, it's not like Iain's patting you on the leg, winking at you coquettishly, etc. You won't become gay by association, I know loads of gays and they haven't managed to turn me yet...mind you, I did manage to convert a lesbian, how's that for manliness!

Words in the English language can have many meanings depending on the context and the context in this case is that we're all H_A_P_P_Y! Which is a load of crap because as you've probably seen, most bloggers are Madder than Peter Finch having his on-air breakdown in 'Network'.

And there's no need to campaign for lesbian porno movies, it's not exactly a niche genre!

Liam said...

Blogging is surely the love (obsession?) that dare not speak its name..... ;)

Chris Paul said...

As I correctly surmised it is link bait, directing your followers via the stopping train, change at Crewe, when we could have got the express straight (oo-er, titter ye not) to Waughie's.

And it has to be about you all the time doesn't it Iain? You and your sordid friends. Nota bene: Bent as a Nine Bob Note being nothing whatsoever to do with you filthy Tories. Come to think of it that came out wrong. Everything to do with you Tories. But nothing to do with The Gayers.

Anonymous said...

Somewhat off thread, I believe you're concerned about your weight.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1211224/Everyone-fast-day-understand-Muslims-says-Boris-Johnson.html

Well Boris has the answer. Of course being Gay you're unlikely to be welcome at your Muslim neighbours celebrations.

constantlyfurious said...

What? I've only just come out to my mother.

If she finds out that I'm a blogger, and that its me behind all the swearing on the Constantly Furious blog, the shock could kill her..

;-)

Nicholas Heneghan. said...

Dolt! The comment is "Straight as a nine bob note"; subtle irony, innit!

Anonymous said...

Inspector Morse - is there a campaign for lesbian porno movies? And if so, how do I sign up?

Deed Poll said...

Can we christen him Inspector Morose?

no longer anonymous said...

How queer!

Anonymous said...

I'll tell you one problem with using the word "gay" to mean "homosexual": it's made translating Horace's odes from Latin to English a right pain in the rectum.

What's a word other than "gay" for a kind of blithe carefree happiness?

James Higham said...

When I ran a post about the gay mafia, having made it clear I'm not anti-gay, it got the most vilification and most comments I've ever had. Not even when I have a go at Feminazis do I get that reaction.

Old Holborn said...

Iain

Brown is on MAOIs

True Belle said...

1. Joyous, merry, or gay in disposition; glad; cheerful: Everyone loved her/him for her/his blithe spirit. 2. without thought or regard; carefree

Posting or blogging is like having a party without a hangover !

A rather wider guest list too, without the cigars/ cigarettes , the bad wine and the warm tonic water or being groped!

Anonymous said...

I did manage to convert a lesbian, how's that for manliness!

Been there, done that, and several times.

I would guess, that 75% or more women have reasonably strong lesbian tendencies. Men generally have a far less tendency towards their own sex.

The difference in respective numbers of homosexual activity, is in the relative pro-activity of males and females. Women also have the god given 'ability' to exploit to the bitter end, and therefore massively thrive within a male-female relationships. Where as men simply need a half regular bunk-up. Who can preferably wipe the babies arse, and sort out their sock draw at the same time, without complaining too much.

BTW Iain

Who wipes the babies bottoms, and sorts out the proverbial sock draw, in your household?

Dont tell me, cos I know the answer. There are no babies bottoms to wipe, and you both sort out your own sock draw.

There is no point in being in a permanent male on male, or female on female relationship, unless you are just as sad as each other.

Therefore, my point is made.

However the very best of luck, nothing ventured nothing gained, as they say.

We ALL have to learn 'certain types of lessons,' the hardest of all possible ways.

Anonymous said...

@James Higham

I don't care about the gay mafia. I'm much more afraid of the gay yakuza.

Anonymous said...

Mr dale i aint gay its just my boyfriend

Battyman said...

Batty is in the eye of the beholder

Anonymous said...

@Anon 8:26

You're a very insecure man, aren't you? You've never had very much success in your heterosexual relationships with women and that's given you a lot of time to think up these elaborate pseudo-psychological strictures to explain away the entirety of human sexuality.

Very sad stuff. I hope you eventually overcome your self-loathing and your insecurities and the narcissistic tendencies that have rendered you incapable of interacting with women.

TillAnon said...

Anonymity is in the eye of the beholder

MikeyP said...

I blog and I am as straight as a die.

Sorry this is not a very intellectual comment but just had to make one as the WV letters are panzies

John B said...

Gay? At a time like this? I'm not even remotely happy.