Peter Mandelson has just been made Deputy Prime Minister. You couldn't make it up.
And, wait for it, Dawn Primarolo and Rosie Winterton are to attend Cabinet. I always said that you'd know it had become a farce when Dawn Primarolo joined the Cabinet. Amazing. Frightening.
Brown has lied. He has denied he wanted to sack the Chancellor. He did. Liar.
He also said he knew John Hutton was going to leave the government several months ago. In that case, why didn't he find someone of higher stature than Bob Ainsworth to replace him? It's a farce.
I am embarrassed that this man is Prime Minister of one of the greatest countries in the world. How did we allow it to happen?