Cats need "somewhere suitable to go to the toilet".
"It is your responsibility to read the complete Code of Practice to fully understand your cat's welfare needs and what the law requires you to do."
Owners must provide their pets with a "suitable place to live"
"Cats need opportunities to climb and jump."
"Dogs should be introduced to cats very carefully."
"An obese cat is an unhealthy at"
"Dogs are a social species and need the company of people, dogs or other animals".
As Martin, a commenter on the BBC story says: "Unfortunately, the people in need of this advice (and there are many) are probably too stupid to read."
UPDATE: In the comments, Ross has set the bar very high for dishing out further advice...
Fish need to be kept in water as they are aquatic animals. Do not try and take them for walks as they have no legs.
Can you go one better?