About two weeks ago I was given a £50 note. Since then it has stuck to me like superglue. No matter where I try to spend it, I am greeted with pursed lips and told: "Sorry, we don't accept £50 notes".
Will I ever be able to get rid of the damned thing, or is it going to be the monetary equivalent of herpes - with me for life? Not that I have got herpes, I should make clear. :)