Sunday, September 21, 2008

Caption Competition: Ed Balls Takes It...

I am indebted to the FT Westminster blog for this photo from today's football match between the media and Labour. I'm not sure who is administering to Mr Balls, but I do hope he was wearing protection. UPDATE: It's the FT's George Parker...

Any captions to entertain us with?

40 comments:

Daily Referendum said...

Painfull - balls caught in the off-side trap.

tachybaptus said...

Hard to do so on a blog where, if we name the act seemingly taking place, we will have our comments deleted.

Daily Referendum said...

I said give us an election! not an erec.....

Mostly Ordinary said...

Jim Henson workshop revels new creation.

pure as the rushing wind said...

Player on right: "I'll ****** you, you ******* ****!"
*****: ****! Mind my ******* ****, you ****!

Benny said...

'Balls in the cabinet'

Anonymous said...

...hurt me,alan,hurt me!

Nick R Thomas said...

Viz comic has a feature for pictures like this one.

Matthew Dear said...

Hang on a moment, you're not Gordon!

Daily Referendum said...

Should a Labour Minister advertise the National Grid PLC?

dearieme said...

Round may object but I don't.

Daily Referendum said...

Other player: Will you please get your arse out of my pocket?

Balls: Believe me, we're trying!

Ivor Biggun said...

That's the way Dwaine, when I'm PM next month, I'll make sure that you get to shag the wife, I've got my sight set on that scamp Bradshaw...

David Anthony said...

The MP formerly known as Ed Balls.

Anonymous said...

Iain;

As you are a homosexual yourself I am amazed that you find this sort of innuendo (no pun intended) ridden rubbish funny.

One of your other posters mentions Viz,about the level of this humour.

If they had posted a pic of you in such a scenario you would have been screaming homophobia.

You may not, as Tim Ireland proclaims, be a hypocrite over dodgy polls;but you are in many,many other areas.

This is one.

Pathetic.And also Freudian.

David Anthony said...

Ed prepares to take a long one up field.

Anonymous said...

No pain, no gain - GO GREEN.

Iain Dale said...

No mate, what it shows is that some of have got a sense of humour and you have lost yours.

Anonymous said...

No "m8" I have a sense of humour & I know how you would react, disguise it how you will, if someone had done that to you.

You would be screaming homophobia.It's an amusing picture, true, but all the more ironic for appearing on a blog belonging to a supposed gay trailblazer for the Tories.

Shame you were SECOND after Derek Laud.

Anonymous said...

He may huff'n'puff for all he's worth, but the property market collapsed, and indeed the global financial system before he even took the in-breath.

Oh so Nero who played fiddle while Rome burned. Balls plays with the education system to reduce it again to the lowest common factor and then plays footie while the economy sinks to the lowest we've known. Own goal every time.

Well, we all know what we mean when we say something is "balls". Consigned to the wheelie bin asap, if the lovely local councils will allow us to bin such a travesty...

Iain Dale said...

If you and I both agree that it is an amusing picture then all you want to do is pick a fight. Grow up.

Yvette's Ball Boy said...

Anon 8:19

Get a life

Iain:

Now, you testicular toe-rag, you know what it feels like for the rest of the country

Ben said...

Ed Balls and Andrew Roberts getting on well.

wonkotsane said...

Shame you were SECOND after Derek Laud
It's considered polite for the man to come second. [sup]*[/sup]

Caption:
Ed takes it all the way up to the Balls.

[sup]*[/sup] Not sure how that works in Mr Dale's household! ;o)

biggins said...

Can't you wait till I drop the soap?

Anthony said...

'One in the balls' ....seems rather apposite

Anonymous said...

"When thev missus introduced HIPS I had no idea that it would come to this."

Unsworth said...

Has Parker been to the clinic yet? Someone ought to tell him to get down there a bit sharpish. This is not simply an ointment job.

Anonymous said...

"Hard to do so on a blog where, if we name the act seemingly taking place, we will have our comments deleted."

So we're supposed to be ashamed of the word but proud of the deed. What logic.

Anonymous said...

He's the only one in the picture wearing shin-guards for prtoection

Jim

Martin Day said...

Crikey, You have gone from George Michael Taking crack in a toilet to Ed Balls been taken from behind on the football pitch!


LOooooooooooooooooooooooOL

Ed Balls and Gordon Brown will both be on the recieving this week as they are two cheeks on the same arse! I have no doubt Miliband will "ring" the changes in the near future!

By the way you are right Iain about anon September 21, 2008 8:19 PM this afternoon, no sense of humour at all by the sound of it! Probaly some purient with the misfortune to be called Roger!

Martin Day said...

He is lucky it is not Vinny Jones, Gazza once found Vinnie had a different interpretation of Hand Ball!!!!!

http://www.lausd.k12.ca.us/Los_Angeles_HS/lahighsoccer/_notes/gazza.jpg

Paul Pinfield said...

How about... Hello I'm Ed Balls... Please don't punch me.

Anonymous said...

"I 'ad that Iain Dale in the back of my cab once."

Anonymous said...

If it was Gordon behind Balls, it would be "Scotch on the Rocks."

The Blue Ninja said...

"He's got a blinking hard-on!

Anonymous said...

I'll give you Ed

Dave H. said...

George caught taking crack.

jon dee said...

Balls up against stiff opposition.

Punctuation optional.

DiscoveredJoys said...

You never see Ed Balls and Harry (Loads of money!) Enfield in the same room do you? So what.