A mole's friend works for a local MP and managed to wangle some very impressive backstage passes for the recent Leeds festival. Normally, the MP is less than generous with his gifts, so what possibly could have motivated him to pull some strings and get his intern such a highly-valued prize?
The MP in question regards himself as 'a pretty cool guy', to the extent that he has fired up the internet and flung his profile onto Facebook. Unfortunately, one of the files he managed to upload was a large movie file of himself engaging in a very noisy threesome with two married people from his office.
The mole's friend noticed the clip and had a polite but firm word with the Member, explaining the concept of the internet and issues such as 'privacy settings'. The grateful MP deleted the files then moved heaven and earth to reward his new best friend.
Perhaps the MP should have used THIS new social networking site instead.