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Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Top Ten ways Ming can Support Gordon Brown
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Our Top Ten List on Vox Politix tonight will be the TOP TEN WAYS MING CAN SUPPORT GORDON BROWN. Your suggestions please...
16 comments:
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By continuing to be crap, thus meaning lefty nutters have to vote for Labour
The former's nickname invites unimaginative newspaper columnists to label them "Ming the Merciless and Flash Gordon". Several 'berliner'-size newspapers publish hilarious caricatures of Mr Brown dressed in sparkly red spandex. Mr Brown secretly enjoys this, as does Sara, and it improves their sex life.
1. Hanging on in there 2. Hanging on in there 3. Hanging on in there 4. Hanging on in there 5. Hanging on in there 6. Hanging on in there 7. Hanging on in there 8. Hanging on in there 9. Hanging on in there 10. Going with blood on carpet
1) Agree that the EU Treaty is different from the constitution (or so Giscard tells me), so there is really no need for a tiresome referendum 2) Agree that the FibDems will support NuLab in a coalition government, but only if I get a nice job, say Foreign Secretary, a nice car and Mrs. Ming gets to meet the queen 3) Criticises the Conservatives Broken Society agenda and agrees with NuLab that we need more welfare 4) Tempers criticism of the Iraq debacle as "my mate Gordon is trying to get us out" 5) Ensure that through his general ineptitude that all the Labour votes hoovered up in the last election return back to Labour 6) but....campaign hard in the South of England to ensure that the Tories don't do likewise
1. Merge the Lib Dems with the Labour Party. 2. Agree to become the Foreign Secretary. 3. Let Charles Kennedy become Health Secretary. 4. Agree to never ask any penetrating questions at question time. 5. Agree to Paddy Ashdown becoming zsar of Iraq. 6. Never raise the 'scottish question'. 7. Let Gordon have a free copy of his book. "Success in Politics Volume 1." 8. Give Gordon his running shoes = he will need them shortly. 9. Allow Gordon to call the new party "The New Labour yet Liberal yet still Democratic but more Socialist Party of Britain". 10. Give Gordon lessons on Charisma and charm in dealing with the people.
16 comments:
By continuing to be crap, thus meaning lefty nutters have to vote for Labour
By whipping his MPs against a referendum.
resign
Staying leader of the Lib Dems
Stay as Leader of the Liberal Democrats.
Carry on as leader of the Lib Dems.
Send a circular letter out to all voters in lib dem-held constituencies asking them to vote tory.
Cameron and Brown clearly want the same policies on most things so this would help Brown no end.
The former's nickname invites unimaginative newspaper columnists to label them "Ming the Merciless and Flash Gordon". Several 'berliner'-size newspapers publish hilarious caricatures of Mr Brown dressed in sparkly red spandex. Mr Brown secretly enjoys this, as does Sara, and it improves their sex life.
1. Hanging on in there
2. Hanging on in there
3. Hanging on in there
4. Hanging on in there
5. Hanging on in there
6. Hanging on in there
7. Hanging on in there
8. Hanging on in there
9. Hanging on in there
10. Going with blood on carpet
1) Agree that the EU Treaty is different from the constitution (or so Giscard tells me), so there is really no need for a tiresome referendum
2) Agree that the FibDems will support NuLab in a coalition government, but only if I get a nice job, say Foreign Secretary, a nice car and Mrs. Ming gets to meet the queen
3) Criticises the Conservatives Broken Society agenda and agrees with NuLab that we need more welfare
4) Tempers criticism of the Iraq debacle as "my mate Gordon is trying to get us out"
5) Ensure that through his general ineptitude that all the Labour votes hoovered up in the last election return back to Labour
6) but....campaign hard in the South of England to ensure that the Tories don't do likewise
1. Merge the Lib Dems with the Labour Party.
2. Agree to become the Foreign Secretary.
3. Let Charles Kennedy become Health Secretary.
4. Agree to never ask any penetrating questions at question time.
5. Agree to Paddy Ashdown becoming zsar of Iraq.
6. Never raise the 'scottish question'.
7. Let Gordon have a free copy of his book. "Success in Politics Volume 1."
8. Give Gordon his running shoes = he will need them shortly.
9. Allow Gordon to call the new party "The New Labour yet Liberal yet still Democratic but more Socialist Party of Britain".
10. Give Gordon lessons on Charisma and charm in dealing with the people.
he can help by either not resigning, or not dieing.
Stay on as leader of the Lib Dems
He is bleeding votes to Brown and Cameron so just staying leader seems to do the trick
As a pall bearer.
AS everyone has said, more or less: by continuing to be utter rubbish and therefore totally unelectable
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