And yesterday's top ten looked something like this:
Top ten things Zac Goldsmith ought to tax.
Number 10: MPs whenever they appear on TV.
Number 9: Sex, but based on self-assessment.
Number 8: The hot air emitting from his mouth.
Number 7: Cow farts, as they are far more damaging to the environment than anything else.
Number 6: Fat people, for taking up more than their fair share on our overcrowded island.
Number 5: The word "green".
Number 4: Any idiot that mentions green taxes.
Number 3: People's first names, using the scoring system from Scrabble.
Number 2: Gas guzzling stuff - like the sun.
And the number 1 thing Zac Goldsmith ought to tax is: His trust fund.