Top Ten Things the Conservative Mayoral Hopefuls Won't Pledge to the People of London

Our Top Ten List on Vox Politix tonight will be the TOP TEN THINGS THE CONSERVATIVE MAYORAL HOPEFULS WON'T PLEDGE TO THE PEOPLE OF LONDON. Your suggestions please...


And yesterday's top ten looked something like this:

Top ten things Zac Goldsmith ought to tax.

Number 10:  MPs whenever they appear on TV.
Number 9:  Sex, but based on self-assessment.
Number 8: The hot air emitting from his mouth.
Number 7: Cow farts, as they are far more damaging to the environment than anything else.
Number 6: Fat people, for taking up more than their fair share on our overcrowded island.
Number 5: The word "green".
Number 4: Any idiot that mentions green taxes.
Number 3: People's first names, using the scoring system from Scrabble.
Number 2: Gas guzzling stuff - like the sun.

And the number 1 thing Zac Goldsmith ought to tax is: His trust fund.