1 Would you like to see the contents of my despatch box?
2 Have you ever had a whip?
3 Hello, I’m David Mellor
4 I’ve asked Angie to join us, you don’t mind do you?
5 I’ve asked Bobby to join us, you don’t mind do you?
6 I’m so depressed about the world crisis I really don’t think I should spend tonight alone
7 In your honour I’m naming 2007 the International Year of the Babe
8 Hello, I'm Lembit Opik
9 Ever done it in the lobby?
10 You know what they say about Black Rod?
Coming soon to this blog: Top Ten Labour, LibDem and Tory chat up lines. Feel free to offer suggestions in the Comments... I may live to regret this...
UPDATE: Dave's Part blog had the Top Ten Trotskist Chat Up Lines HERE. The final four are...
4. That secondhand donkey jacket of yours would look great on my bedroom floor.
3. What's a nice girl like you doing in a lousy union fraction like this?
2. Do you sell papers here often?
1. So, babe ... just how degenerate would your ideal workers' state be?