Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Where are Beckett, Howells and Hoon?
Tune into BBC Parliament at 3.30pm for an Urgent Question from William Hague on Iraq. But wait a minute, who's he up against? Ma Beckett? Hoon? Or even Kim Howells? Nope. Answering for the Government will be the Trade Minister Ian McCartney. This is all very strange. I shall be setting my elite team of researchers onto it immediately and report back later. The question we all want to know the answer to is this: Where's Margaret Beckett?