Thursday, December 21, 2006

The Hazel Blears Motorbike Gallery

Chris P has dedicated THIS page to me. He really is too kind.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow i didnt realise it was legal for oompa Lumpas to drive on our roads!.

Odessa Calling said...

I don't think she's a Hells Angel. I'm told they drive around in transit vans these days.

Urbis said...

I still maintain that Chris P's website is the most boring in the whole cyberuniverse.

kafka said...

I think that, appropriately, she'd only just get her leg over what Honda still call the Monkey bike. They probably needed the whole crew from the last picture to get her astride the full size throbbing machine.

bt said...

Typical Nulabour, turns up at a nasty accident with a "there's a camera over there - must show what a cheerful, perky, brainless bitch I am" smile on her face. Must have been a tory voter that got creamed.... hold on - she's got the same sickly, patently fake rictus in every photo. Must be her default expression for when she mingles with the proles - "Oh, look. A voter. Time for my 'f*ck you' smile."

God. She'd be monstrous if she was taller than two beer crates. As it is she's just.... vile.

Anonymous said...

ed: Did you forget to include Guido's in your analysis? He has even started posting on mine because he is fed up with posting and the posters on his own.

odessa: Apparently, they use the transits to steal the bikes before stripping them down and remodelling them and using them without tax, insurance and MOTs.

Chuck Unsworth said...

Biker Chicks, eh? They'll do anything, but anything for a ride.

Bet she's into all that leather n' chains 'n wild stuff...

wrinkled weasel said...

Hazel Blears in Black Leather. What a wankfest.

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure she has any control over her expression any more. Too much botox. Its obvious if you ever get near (but why would you want to?)

Anonymous said...

What I want to know about Hazel Blears is where do you put the batteries?

Anonymous said...

JHL you really are a deluded fuckwit.