"If MPs propose more pay rises for themselves, we will soon see David Beckham looking for a parliamentary seat" - Former Tory MP Harry Greenway.
"He has played a blinder" - Lord Heseltine, former Tory deputy Prime Minister, on David Cameron's first year as Conservative leader.
"I once won a poll of People You'd Most Like to Live Next Door To. The Queen Mother came second to me. I should imagine she was very annoyed about that" - Victoria Wood.
"If you work a nine-to-five job, and do it well from Monday to Thursday, the company will still go bankrupt if you screw up on Friday. The same goes for a cricket team" - Geoffrey Boycott on England's "rubbish" performance in the second test match against Australia.