Monday, March 01, 2010

Frank Dobson Jokes: No 94

According to Sky, the former Bosnian Foreign Minster Ejup Ganic (pronounced Ey-Up Ganic) has just been arrested at Heathrow under a provisional warrant for conspiracy to murder and breach of the Geneva Convention.

Frank Dobson used tell a joke about him.

"Ejup Ganic? He sounds like he's from Heckmondwike (in Yorkshire). I think I know his brothers - Now Then Ganic and Sithee Ganic."

It's the way he tells 'em.

8 comments:

Max Atkinson said...

I wonder if Mr Ejup has ever met Mr Ebagum, AKA (by reading backwards) as the President of Zimbabwe?

john in cheshire said...

It's Dobson who is the joke. A very sick joke.

Q said...

The Bosniaks and Kosovar Albanians are pristine angelic creatures who never have done and never would do anything wrong.

The Serbs, on the other hand, are the source of all evil in the world.

I know this because the media has been telling me so for nearly twenty years now. Accordingly, I hope Ejup Ganic (or is that Ganef?) is released forthwith and a couple of random Serbs are duly executed (without trial, obviously, since Serbs don't deserve a trial) for what is obviously a vile Serb attempt to frame poor Ejup.

Oh, and while we're at it, we could we bomb the Chinese Embassy in Belgrade again? The Chinese have been insufficiently zealous in hating Serbs and must be punished accordingly.

Mick Turatian said...

More current is the Jacob Zuma 'joke'. The South African president is flying in this week for a few days in London.

Sadly, this means that our Prime Minister will not be able to attend PMQ's as he will be taking sherry at the palace with this distinguished visitor instead.

Unsworth said...

Dobson? A joke in his own right.

mm said...

Q - you're an idiot - nuff said. The Chinese Embassy was bombed because (allegedly) the communications equipment in the basement was sustaining the Serbian High Command in their continued efforts to commit genocide in Kosovo. Ejup Ganic, of all the Bosnians former wartime leadership was one of the most benevolent, far more so than some of the present incumbents. The Serbs hate him because he has a Serbian accent. Things you need to know - it is Bosnia's anniversary of independence today and Karadzic trial started again in the Hague. Remember the storm over Tzipi Livni recently - this is the same 'arrest as shitbag protest' because of Labour's inability to conduct a coherent foreign policy and allow any idiot with a grievance to interfere with who Britain permits into the country. Why should Ganic be extradited to Belgrade to be tried for a crime allegedly committed in Sarajevo? Chance of a fair trial - nil. Likelihood of Ganic release after Serb political trick and wrecking relationship with Bosnians - 100%

mm said...

Q - you're an idiot - nuff said. The Chinese Embassy was bombed because (allegedly) the communications equipment in the basement was sustaining the Serbian High Command in their continued efforts to commit genocide in Kosovo. Ejup Ganic, of all the Bosnians former wartime leadership was one of the most benevolent, far more so than some of the present incumbents. The Serbs hate him because he has a Serbian accent. Things you need to know - it is Bosnia's anniversary of independence today and Karadzic trial started again in the Hague. Remember the storm over Tzipi Livni recently - this is the same 'arrest as shitbag protest' because of Labour's inability to conduct a coherent foreign policy and allow any idiot with a grievance to interfere with who Britain permits into the country. Why should Ganic be extradited to Belgrade to be tried for a crime allegedly committed in Sarajevo? Chance of a fair trial - nil. Likelihood of Ganic release after Serb political trick and wrecking relationship with Bosnians - 100%

David Boothroyd said...

No, that's not one of Frank's jokes. It's too clean.