1. Robert Winnett explains how the Conservatives will lose the next election.
2. Dizzy gets all Freudian over Gordon Brown's PMQ performance.
3. Norfolk Blogger takes on the press obsession with computer games.
4. James Forsyth on the Tory Party chairmanship and whether DD should piss out or in.
5. Mark Pack on how many people visit political websites.
6. Danny Finkelstein on the sickos who want Obama dead.
7. John Redwood on why Gordon Brown should pop down to Starbucks in DC.
8. Hopi Sen on why Louisiana Republicans are turning to porn.
9. Andrew Bolt on why Sir Bob Geldof speaketh with forked tongue.
10. Glyn Davies on Lord Gowrie's excellent speech.
11. Croydonian explains the brilliant currency management of Gordon Brown.
12. Tony Sharp's coal scuttle runneth over.