Lou: "So here's your ballot paper... you've got four choices. Now, which one are you going to vote for?"
Andy: "That one!" [points to Simon Hughes's name]
L: "Simon Hughes. Now are you sure?"
L: "But you said he was a lefty, sandal-wearing sanctimonious do-gooder who would project the Party into decades of oblivion. You said John Hemming was the man who could appeal to the public."
A: "Yeah I know."
L: "So who do you want to vote for?"
A: "That one!" [points to Hughes again]
L: "All right then." [marks X against Hughes. Wheels Andy out of the ballot box to another general election defeat]
A: "I want Mark Oaten!"
Hat-tip to The Apollo Project who did a similar take on the Tory leadership contest in October