Vote for UKIP? I Think Not...

At our debate in Stalham the UKIP Candidate Stuart Agnew put his foot in it somewhat. Here's the full quote. "As an MP for a small independent Party, there's nothing much you can do to influence things." I rest my case...

Shoreline 'Mis'management Plan

Just come back from a meeting in Happisburgh about the Shoreline Management Plan. About 120 people in the church. The whole community is united in its opposition. I said a few words. This is going to be a big election issue. I don't think any of the parties have got their heads round a national policy on sea defences so guess who's about to try to devise one? I'm a good one for thankless tasks!

I Think I Need a Holiday!

Terrible terrible start to the day. I had to review the papers on SKY NEWS this morning and for the first time in my life I completely dried up live on television! I was talking about Charles Clarke's new announcement on immigration and my mind suddenly went blank. When I had finished the rest of the papers I apologised to the presenters but one of them said she did the same thing a few dyas ago when she was interviewing Jack Straw and couldn't think of a question. I blame it on the fact that I had to get uyp at 4.30am!

Lazy Day? Not Likely

Shamefully, I didn't get up until 11am today. And that doesn't happen very often. However, I have made up for it since! I went into the Cromer office and wrote five (yes five!) newsletters, signed about 1,000 letters and this evening I have been drafting some mailshot letters on various issues.

Something Very Odd...

Tonight we had a social bash to raise campaign funds at Raynham Hall near Fakenham. And among the 150 people who paid £10 a ticket, a prominent local Liberal Democrat! I'm not going to reveal who it was (at the moment) but I was told by the aforementioned person that I would be getting their vote at the General Election. Well knock me down with a feather.

Wells Hospital Latest

The EDP that the Primary Care Trust has secret plans to close Wells Hospital and turn it into a hospice. They are intending to give us only 24 hours before the next PCT Board meeting on Thursday to study the proposal. Apparently their Communications Manager hasn't the time to copy it ebore then. Quite astonishing. I have a meeting with PCT Chief Executive Diana Clarke on Thursday, where I will be discussing this and other issues with her.

Campaign Day

A very busy day today. In fact the most exhilarating day so far. We had teams out on the streets in Fakenham, Holt, Sheringham, Cromer, North Walsham, Horning, Barton Turf and Wells. We were campaigning about crime. I spent the morning in Fakenham and the afternoon in Wells. We picked up quite a few new members, all quite young too. Two highlights were a teacher who had voted Labour in 97' and 2001 is coming back to us and a lady leaned out of a window in Wells and told me she thought I would be Prime Minister within ten years (!).

Rethink on Euro Question

I understand that Tony Blair has had a rethink on the European Constitution question. He now thinks the referendum question should be: "Do you not not approve so far as much in the case of genuinely agreeing with or in fact showing a high level of disagreement with and therefore accepting without restraint before consultations and objections are finalised for the proposed constitution for the European Union." Glad that's clear then... (question courtesy of Bolitics.com)

Stalham Debate

Just got in after the debate in Stalham. The UKIP Candidate came out with a classic. "An MP from a small independent Party has little or no influence." I couldn't have put it better myself. About 70 people tonight. Very good questions. And a 23 year old guy came up to me at the end and wants to join the campaign team. Hurrah! We're actually getting rather a lot of younger recruits at the moment. Two fourteen year olds signed up yesterday too.

Tomorrow (oops, it's today) I shall be in Fakenham Market Square between 915am and 1030am and then canvassing. In the afternoon I'm in Wells and in the evening at a findraiser at Raynham Hall, courtesy of the Earl & Countess Townshend. A very nice way to round the week off.

Today/Tomorrow

One of those days which you want to get over with. Still, got a couple of good mentions in the EDP this morning over the TETRA mast and the Canada Road surgery. Tomorrow's main event is the debate at Stalham Town Hall in the evening.

Drugs Rehab

Spent the morning at the Princess Diana Drugs Rehabilitation Centre in Mundesley yesterday. I took IDS there in December but thought I would go back on my own to learn a bit more about what they do. Met several of the patients, all of whom were fearful of the elevel of support theyw ould get in the commmunity when they had finished their treatment. This was exemplified by a guy I had met in December who had been there for 8 months and had become completely free of drugs. he is now in a hostel in King's Lynn sharing a room with a man who openly takes drugs. This is terrible. I've taken it upon myself to try to find him alternative accommodation but I can't say I'm hopeful. It seems from what I have found out about the area of drugs rehab that the whole system is a shambles. Mundlesley has room for 70 people yet it has fewer than 40 because of local authority and social services bureaucracy. If we actually managed our rehab policy properly the crime rate would plummet.

In the evening I drove down to London to a dinner of the 1922 Committee at the Savoy. Michael Howard gave a truly inspiring speech.

Today

Visited the Canada Road surgery in Cromer this morning. This afternoon went to North Norfolk Radio for a meeting, then onto Swanton Abbott Parish Council and a visit to the CATS campaign meeting in North Walsham about the Tetra Mast. Only just got there as it ended unfortunately. Tomorrow I am visiting the Princess Diana Drug Rehabiliation Centre in Mundesley again. I went there with Iain Duncan Smith in December but I want to go back on my own to learn a bit more about what they do.

Spot the Difference

Guido Fawkes takes a look at Labour's new set of Anti Semitic posters and compares them to one from the Third Reich. CLICK HERE and you'll see what he means. I nearly posted them on this Blog but got cold feet... If this is the sort of election campaign we are in for, then God help us all.

Canada Road Surgery in Cromer

I've spent much of the day trying to get to the bottom of what on earth is going on regarding the closure of the Canada Road surgery in Cromer. A lot of people are very concerned at how this has been handled, with the staff not being informed properly and the sequence of events leading to the announcement not quite adding up. More on this tomorrow.

I'm now looking forward to watching the Channel 4 programme on the man who spent 19 years in a coma and then woke up. At least he missed Bros...

Caption Competition!

I'm probably going to live to regret this, but this photo from the dinner last night amused me, so I thought you all might like to come up with some captions (in the style of Private Eye speech bubbles!). I'm not going to allow direct postings on this just in case the mischievous among you take things a little too far. But you can email me at iain@iaindale.com and I'll publish the best ones over the next couple of days. 

John Major Dinner

Last night John Major came to speak at a dinner organised by Stalham, Hoveton and Horning Conservatives at the Hotel Wroxham. It was the biggest turnout for such a dinner for ten years I was told. My campaign coffers are filling nicely! John and Norma were in excellent form and he made a superb and very wide-ranging speech which was in places quite inspirational. For the full story CLICK HERE 

Campaigning in Horning

On 22 February there is a North Norfolk District Council by-election in the St Benet's Ward, which includes Horning. We had two teams out this morning leafletting and canvassing. Chris How is our candidate - he's the one pictured in the middle. This afternoon I'm out in Cromer and then this evening we have John Major speaking at a dinner at the Hotel Wroxham - it's the biggest event they have ever held, and certainly the biggest dinner organise by my local party for probably a decade. I think after this we should just about be able to pay my election expenses! 

Today's Ereignisse

A very lively debate tonight at Sheringham. Probably my best performance of the three so far. Two UKIP voters came up to me at the end and whispered they would be supporting me. I also had a Labour voter call the office today pledging support. I had three delegations of people come to see me today to talk about the closure of the Canada Road surgery in Cromer. I spent some time trying to get to the bottom of the situation. This afternoon I spent some time preparing some election literature. I am becoming slightly uneasy about May 5th. If there is an early budget I reckon it could be 7th April. Call me paranoid...

Sheringham Debate

Tonight at the Community Centre in Sheringham 7pm. Myself, Phil Harris (Labour) and Stuart Agnew (UKIP). Chaired by Richard Lawson of North Norfolk Radio. Be there or be square. Next Friday's we're at Stalham Town Hall.

Today's Morsels

I've had a lot of phone calls, letters and emails about the closure of Dr Ding;s surgery in Cromer. It is a one man surgery with around 1800 patients.

This evening I attended a house meeting in Letheringsett. Thoroughly enjoyed it.

Tomorrow I'm starting to write my election literature - there is a lot of talk about April 7th. I don't want to be caught out!

The Three Wise Monkeys

Tabitha van der Does, Erica Mildmay and myself taking a well earned rest! 

The Promised Pics 1

Throwing a bag onto the container 

Loading a Container

This afternoon I spent two hours helping load a 40 foot container full of blankets and clothes destined for South East Asia. The container didn't arrive till 4pm so much of it had to be done in the dark. But it was a job well done. There were about 15 of us and it didn't take as long as I thought, although I had to leave before the end as I had to got to the Runtons Parish Council this evening. I'll post a couple of pictures when I'm less tired.

Phone Mast Case May Go to the High Court

I was pleased to see today that North NorfolK District Council may appeal to the High Court against the Planning Inspectorate's backing for the O2 Tetra Mast in North Walsham. LibDem Council Leader Simon Partridge said: "It came back onto the joint development committee which met last Thursday on emergency business and they have agreed to seek legal counsel opinion as to the likelihood of success in the High Court. We need to have a little bit of advice to see if its worth us going to a High Court appeal or not. If we lose, it won't just cost the council, but we will have to pay costs on the other side as well. But if we get a positive result that would, without question, open the floodgates." He added: "It's the cost which will be the real killer. We've got to be very, very careful about using public money. It's 50-50 as to whether or not we go for it." I think the Council is taking exactly the right approach. And it's not often I say that.

Prime Minister Portillo...

Just been flicking through my copy of Liberal Democrat News (essential reading for those tired of life) to find a glowing book review of Prime Minister Portillo & Other Things That Never Happened which I co-edited with my LibDem friend and all round nice guy Duncan Brack. Now available in paperback at £8.99! It's a collection of political counterfactuals. I wrote the title chapter, and rather naughty it is too. Not sure if El Senor will ever forgive me... 

Wind Turbines at Guestwick

Last night I attended a meeting at Foulsham to discuss the new wind turbine plans at Guestwick, which would have a great impact on the villages of Hindolveston, Wood Norton and Thurning. I pledged my support to fight the plans. North Norfolk District Council, the MoD and the RSPB have already lodged formal objections with Broadland District Council, which is the planning authority concerned. If anyone wants to object to the plans they should write to Mr P Courtier, Senior Planning Officer, Broadland District Council, Thorpe Lodge, Yarmouth Road, Thorpe St Andrew, Norwich, NR7 0DU. Every letter will count. I am all in favour of renewable energy but I do not believe land based wind turbines are the answer – especially in areas like North Norfolk. Germany has 16,000 wind turbines and hasn’t closed a single power station. The Labour Government is trying to railroad local authorities into approving these schemes in a vain effort to meet another one of their unachievable targets. It’s typical that Norman Lamb is trying to play both sides on this one. Can he never see a fence without sitting on it? 

District Council By-Election

On February 22nd there is a District Council By-Election in Horning. It's arisen due to the death of our Councillor Colin Haddow just before Christmas. Colin was the must respected leader of our 16 strong group on North Norfolk District Council. Our Candidate Chris How has lived in the ward for twenty years. At least he shouldn't have to put up with the kind of LibDem dirty tricks found HERE. At least, I hope not.

Tsunami Containers Arrive

The containers I arranged to pick up the clothing and blankets collected in Sheringham arrived today at Stratton Strawless. We're packing the second container tomorrow afternoon. If anyone wishes to join us please email me at iain@iaindale.com.

What do You Think of the New Website Design?

Take a look at the new www.IainDale.com. Hope you like the new design. I've added a few new sections, especially quite an expansive one on our national policies. I'm sure you'll all let me know what you think!

Sausages, Sausages

Now there's nothing I like better than a Great British Banger - no, not a stock car, but a sausage! Someone has alerted me to a great website Sausagefans.com. It's quite a find! A friend of mine runs a butchers in Saffron Walden, Grayson & Start, who keep winning prizes for their sausages. You can even order them online now at Sausagesbypost.co.uk. Enough about sausages, I hear you cry!

A Poster that Says It All

 

Funny Site

Just about to leave to go canvassing in Stalham. But before I do, take a look at this new satirical site which looks as if it might be one to add to your favourites! It's called Bolitics.com. Highly amusing. Must go, the voters of Stalham wait expectantly!

Mileage Man

I reckon I have clocked up 200 miles today. Swanton Abbott-North Walsham-Eccles on Sea-Wells-North Walsham-Swanton Abbott-Hoveton-Cromer-North Walsham-Swanton Abbott.

Started the day off in Eccles to see some people who are concerned about the state of their local roads. Then went to Wells to talk to some people about the hospital and some filming. This evening I spoke at a debate with the Labour Candidate in North Walsham. I reckon there were about 80 people there. The newly selected UKIP candidate Stuart Agnew turned up. I think he expected we would say he couldn't take part, but we were quite happy for him to be there. I'm not sure I performed as well as I did at Holt last week, but the general consensus seemed to be that I did well. Some very good and provocative questions. Richard Lawson from North Norfolk Radio proved to be an excellent chairman and he has agreed to chair the other 5 debates we have planned. Next Friday we're doing one at Sheringham Community Centre.

By Election Success

I just heard that we won a by-election in Hackney tonight. Nothing odd in that you might think. But we came from fourth place to first. A bit of good news for a change!

Wells Hospital

Off to Bodham this morning for the Primary Care Trust Board Meeting. 250 people were there from Wells. It was quite ordered but they certainly made their views felt. The PCT quite clearly has no intention of repopening the hospital in the near future. For the first time they admitted that financial considerations were governing their wider strategy. The fact of the matter is that if they don't attempt to balance their books and reduce their £1 million deficit they could be shut down by the Strategic Health Authority.

This evening I was at Blakeney to talk about constitutional issues. Tomorrow I'm off to Wells to do some filming before the debate in the evening with the Labour Candidate at North Walsham Community Centre.

PCT Agrees to my Request

On Tuesday I wrote to the North Norfolk Primary Care Trust asking them to suspend their standing orders (see below) at their meeting on Thursday which will discuss the closure of Wells Hospital. I've just received an email saying they agree to do that and the discussion will now be the first thing on the agenda, rather than under Any Other Business. The EDP has also covered the story today. Good to know the PCT are listening. There is a huge strength of public feeling on this.

Phone Mast Setback

I heard this morning that the Planning Inspectorate have said that O2 can switch the TETRA Mast on North Walsham Police Station back on. Terrible news for the residents of Yarmouth Road. I've released this to the press and just done an interview on North Norfolk Radio.

“This bad decision highlights the need for a complete reform of the Planning System. The Conservatives have already promised to implement a new policy on the siting of phone masts called “You decide where they go”. Under our proposals local people and local councils would have the final say, not some remote body like the Planning Inspectorate. It’s a bad day for the people of Yarmouth Road in North Walsham. They must be at their wits end. I am sure local people will support North Norfolk District Council if it appeals to the High Court to reverse this decision. There’s no pretending that there isn’t a cost attached to this, but the Council is there to protect us from companies like O2 who appear to believe they can ride roughshod over local opinion. I reiterate my support and that of local and national Conservatives for the CATS campaign.”

Where's the Money Coming From?

A challenge to our LibDem friends. I'm in that sort of mood tonight. The LibDems have promised to increase the State Pension by £25 a week in an outrageous attempt to bribe the electorate. Bearing in mind that for every £5 a week the pension is increased it costs £2.8 billion annually, could someone enlighten this bewildered Tory candidate just where they intend to find the £14 billion it will cost to finance this? Somehow I don't think the electorate will fall for this one.

Scrutinising the LibDems

An interesting piece in The Guardian today by David Aaranovitch on the lack of media scrutiny of political promises. We Conservatives didn't escape, but it was the following passage that espeically caught my eye. No doubt it'll get my LibDem readers bellowing in indignation, but Aaranovitch makes a very good point. Read on...

"There's a special category of under-questioning that seems to apply to the Liberal Democrats, in that they are never, ever questioned about policies. They, too, want to increase certain popular areas of spending and they, too, don't want to put taxes up. They want to pull off this trick by cutting certain ministries and programmes, which they name but are not asked about. For example, the Lib Dems claim to be as concerned for the poor and disadvantaged as Labour. But one of the schemes that they want to cut is the Child Trust Fund, under which the most disadvantaged children will have £500 invested for them at birth, the money to be available at 18 to spend as they see fit. This week, Charles Kennedy claimed that this money would be better spent on limiting class sizes to 20 for five- to seven-year-olds. But that is a sleight of hand. As we know, the Lib Dems will also abolish tuition fees for students, and that will cost a huge amount. Now, suppose you add the social effects of cutting the Child Trust Fund to those of abolishing tuition fees (which, remember, won't be paid by the worst-off). What you get is a huge subsidy for middle-class teenagers and a reduction in direct support for working-class ones. The same goes for pensions and the care of the elderly. In fact, the Lib Dem programme, as I understand it, is a series of measures that take money from the least well-off and redistribute it to the self-pitying middle classes. Except for the local income tax, which will redistribute money, not from rich to poor, but from those who work for a living to those who own capital. So, tell me true, have you heard any of these questions being put to the engaging Mr Kennedy? Do you expect to? Or is it going to be the same pointless puff about who he will support in a hypothetical hung parliament?  

I Feel Distinctly Queazy

Here's something LibDems and Conservatives can unite on. Just think how you feel when you CLICK HERE.

Wells Hospital - There Must be an Open Debate

As the campaign to save Wells Hospital intensifies 've today written to North Norfolk Primary Care Trust Chief Executive Diana Clark calling on her to allow a “full and frank” debate on the subject when the PCT meets on Thursday morning. More than 100 campaigners from Wells are travelling 20 miles on a fleet of specially commissioned buses to lobby the meeting to show for the Community Hospital. As I understand it the closure of Wells Hospital will only be discussed under Any Other Business for a short time. I am calling on Diana Clark to suspend the normal stand orders or rules governing the PCT meetings and allow the PCT Board members to hear the strength of feeling there is in Wells on this issue. Having discovered that the PCT has been secretly considering closure for more than two years there is bound to be a considerable amount of disquiet at the meeting at the way this has been handled. The best way forward is for the PCT to allow a full and frank debate on Thursday and let local people voice their opinions.

You Couldn't Make it Up

This really has to be a joke. Apparently you get a B grade in GCSE Maths by getting 17% of the questions right. That's 83% wrong (by my calculation!). The world is going mad.

No Comment Necessary

Mr. Robert Jackson (Wantage) rose—
Mr. Jackson: The Government are going in the right direction, but there is some poetic justice here, in that the Secretary of State is being attacked in the same terms as the Labour party used to attack us when we were trying to free up the system. On reflection, does he not think that we should take that into account when we conduct our debates on this matter in the House? He is facing exactly the same charges about privatisation and two-tierism as we did.

Mr. Milburn: Support from the hon. Gentleman is about as welcome as myxomatosis in a rabbit hutch—although I hope that it does not have the same deadly consequences.

Hansard 7th May 2003

Value for Money Action Plan

Today we announced the conclusions of the James Report. To read Michael Howard's remarks CLICK HERE. You can also download a PDF of the complete spending plans at the bottom of the same page. Of the £35 billion saved, £23 billion will be reinvested in public services, £8 billion will be used to reduce the national debit and only £4 billion used for tax cuts. As the document says, these are not vague aspirations. These are absolute commitments. Better public services. Better value. Lower Taxes. As Michael says, that's the Conservative agenda for Britain's forgotten majority. And even better, Andy Marr (not exactly a Tory sympathiser) said on the news that it's achievab;e and anyone who works in the public sector knows there are savings to be made.

Today's EDP

The EDP have printed a report today on my help for the Tsunami appeal.CLICK HERE to read more. I must say it's prompted a huge amount of emails and phone calls to our office.

Michael Moore Wouldn't Like it

I've just been invited to a film premiere in London at the end of March. Based on Peter Schweizer’s bestselling book Reagan’s War, this feature-length documentary chronicles the brutal conflict between totalitarianism and freedom as seen through Reagan’s forty-year confrontation with communism. Can't wait! 

Get Registered!

North Norfolk residents must register by 11 March if they wish to vote in the County Council elections and possible General Election on 5 May. Anyone who is not yet on the North Norfolk Register of Electors, or who moves house in the next couple of months, should make sure they register to vote or update their details as soon as possible by contacting NNDC's elections office on 01263 516046, or by downloading a registration form by going to www.northnorfolk.org/council and clicking the 'Elections' link.

Public Debate in Holt

Just got back from a debate with the Labour PPC Phil Harris at Holt. About 50 people turned up, which was somewhat of a relief as I was dreading addressing three men and a dog! A huge range of questions and a very enjoyable evening. We debated for nearly two hours. Very friendly and unconfrontational. Next Friday we're at North Walsham Community Centre at 7pm.

A Real Achievement

Well, I achieved something of real value today - in more ways than one. I secured free transport for two container loads of blankets and clothing collected by the people of Sheringham to the Bande Aceh region of Indonesia. The goods will be distributed to the hardest hit areas by the Indonesian Ministry of Welfare.

Late last week I contacted by one of the organisers of the Sheringham Tsunami Appeal Collection, Tabitha van der Does, to ask if I could cut through the barriers which had been put in their way. More than 40 tonnes of clothing and blankets were collected at Sheringham Fire Station last Friday, which I helped dozens of Sheringham residents to load into lorries. Since then the goods have been stored in a barn at Stratton Strawless. Tabitha and Eroica Mildmay (the other organiser) were then left with the problem of what to do next.

I sent out a press release today containing the following...

Tabitha van der Does said: "Even though the charity that originally wanted the goods decided at the last moment to turn us down, we decided to go ahead with the appeal, not realising the amount of goods which would arrive and the amount of time Eroica and I would spend trying to arrange transport to South East Asia. I phoned Iain Dale and told him of our problem. In his usual reassuring way, he said "Leave it with me!". So I did!. Late yesterday afternoon (Thursday 13 January) he phoned to say he had negotiated two containers with Norman Global Logistics and the Yang Min Shipping Line. I happened to be in Hunts in Sheringham and my excitement was apparent for all to see! These companies are offering to transport the containers free of charge to Indonesia and we are very grateful that Iain broke through the logjam and came up with this superb solution."

Iain Dale said: "I must admit I took a deep breath when Tabi phoned to tell me that she was having difficulty finding a way of getting the blankets and clothes to Indonesia. I used to work in the ports and shipping world, so I opened up an old contacts book and got on the phone. We are all indebted to Norman Global Logistics, the Yang Min Shipping Line and the Port of Felixstowe for waiving all port dues and shipping charges. We had offered to get the goods to Felixstowe ourselves but instead the containers are coming to Stratton Strawless at the end of next week, where we will have a large team of volunteers to help fill them.

"This has been a tremendous community effort and I feel very privileged to have played a part in it. I know the people of Indonesia will put the blankets and clothes to good use and the shippers tell me that it will be clear from the customs documentation that the goods have come from the people of North Norfolk. Tabi and Eroica have done a fantastic job and our thanks go to them."

Cromer High School

This morning I had the terrifying task of addressing 120 13 year olds at Cromer High School (of which I am a governor) as part of their citizenship day. I had to talk about Government and Parliament. My fears proved unfounded and it was hugely enjoyable. They were really interested in the whole subject and asked about 50 questions. It certainly wasn't difficult to get them to speak! Maybe I should have gone into teaching after all...

Prince Harry

My PPC colleague David Davies (See link on the left), candidate in Monmouth wrote a good short piece on his new Blog yesterday.

People are right to want an apology from Prince Harry for his choice of fancy dress outfit. We should also have an apology from Mike O’Brien MP who recently wrote a shameless article for the Muslim News, urging its readers not to vote Conservative because Michael Howard, a Jew, could not be trusted to do anything for British Muslims. Harry is young, foolish and probably didn't know what he was doing, Mike O'Brien is a Government Minister and did.

Nuff said.

Kilroy & Silk to Split! Shock News!

In a dramatic new move tonight, Mr Kilroy announced he was separating from his partner of many years, Mr Silk. Said Mr Kilroy “In this way we can double my appeal to the great British public, desperately in need a principled, altrustic and orange-hued leader". A tearful Mr Silk defiantly asserted he would contest every seat where Mr Kilroy put up a candidate. “After all, I am equally entitled to assume the burden the public have begged me to take up” he snuffled.

Just a bit of fun...

Still freezing...

Now the boiler's gone too. My domestic woes continue. I spent this afternoon with my graphic designers in North Walsham working on my top secret Project X. Only two weeks to go before I can reveal all. This evening I was at the Cliftonville Hotel in Cromer with the North Norfolk Harriers. Tomorrow I am speaking to 120 Year 8 kids at Cromer High on Parliament and Government. Later on I'm in Sheringham and then in the evening it's the debate in Holt with the North Norfolk Labour Candidate Phil Harris.

Cry in the Dark!

I'm not exactly known for being a Domestic God, so when I got home tonight to find the house in darkness and the heating off I was somewhat perplexed. Eventually I worked out it must be something to do with the electric thingys. Next door's lights were on so it couldn't be a power cut. I really should have been a Detective, shouldn't I? I eventually fumbled around and found a torch and located something I am reliably told is called a fuse box. All switches facing the same way, apart from the main one. Gingerly I flicked it up and hey presto everything came on again. Hurrah, I thought! Five minutes later it all went off again. More fumbling around. An hour later and it's all back on, although I am sitting here freezing my squirrel nutkins off as I don't want to put the heating on constant and can't work out how to reset the timer. Pathetic isn't the word. A nice warm duvet beckons...

Debate in Holt on Friday

Just a reminder that my first debate with Phil Harris, the Labour Candidate will take place at Holt Community Centre at 7pm on Friday. Let's hope we get more than three men and a dog!

Wells Hospital Campaign Hots Up

I think the North Norfolk PCT may have bitten off more than they bargained for with their plans to close Wells Hospital. I've written below about the campaign meeting last Friday. 200 people attended a demonstration of support outside the hospital yesterday and I expect more than 100 to turn out at the PCT meeting on Monday 20th at Pinewoods, Bodham. A campaign website has been launched. CLICK HERE to visit it.

Dinner with Mr Hague

Just got back from a fundraising dinner in London which I organised jointly with Mark Fox, the excellent Tory Candidate in Great Yarmouth. A fantastic evening at the Commonwealth Club in Northumberland Avenue. William Hague was our Guest of Honour and he made a truly hilarious speech. I just wish I was as good at telling jokes. Be sure that the money we raised will be put to good use over the next few months. If events like this did not take place the whole political process would grind to a halt. It is a god discipline when you have to raise your own campaign funds, because you then make sure that none of the money is wasted. As you can probably guess I am no great fan of state funded political parties, although I would have to admit that the constraints imposed by the Electoral Commission and the public cynicism about political funding means we are moving in that direction.

While typing this I have just discovered a fantastic satellite TV channel...Steady on! It's Classic FM TV. I;m not a huge classical music fan but this is great - they play videos of soft classical music - stiff that even I have heard of.

It seems the Norwich Evening News has published my mobile phone number today as a contact for the Tsunami appeal. It was buzzing all night during the dinner!

Gordon Brown's Schooldays

I reviewed the papers on Sky this morning and spent some time analysing the Blair/Brown spat. I think Brown realises he has overstepped the mark, but the most interesting aspect of this saga is that Brown has apparently told Blair "I can't believe a word you say anymore". It is interesting to wonder why Blair hasn't sacked him. It's weakness. We're now entering Blair's twighlight weeks. I am also beginning to wonder whether Brown will be the shoo-in everyone thinks. I was talking to a Labour Minister friend of mine the other day and he asked who I thought should succeed Blair. My answer? Hilary Benn. You read it here first. What surprised me was that the Minister agreed with me 100%. I can just imagine the tears that would flow down his Father's face.

Sky News - Wakey Wakey!

I'll be reviewing the papers on Sky News tomorrow (Monday) at 6.45am. Seemed like a good idea when I agreed to do it. A rather ealy start beckons, so I'd better go to bed now.

Paulo di Cani..oh no!

Paulo di Canio was my hero - the most gifted footballer I have ever seen. I cherish my memories of singing "Paolo di Can-i-o, Paolo di Can-i-o to the tune of Rigoletto on the terraces at West Ham, but tonight he celebrated Lazio's derby win with the Saluto Romano with the stiff-armed fascist salute. Alessandra Mussolini, grand-daughter of the late dictator and herself a far-right politician, praised Di Canio's actions. "How nice that Roman salute was, it delighted me so much," she said, "I shall write him a thank-you note". Pass the sick bag, Alice. He may have been a brilliant footballer, but his sudden rushes of blood to the head do not seem to have dissipated with age. Prat. 

Wise Advice

Being teetotal, it was with interest that I read of the Lib Dem advice to its parliamentary candidates. In a chapter titled "The Candidate's Basic Survival Guide", it starkly warns: "Don't get drunk. The candidate needs to be alert and avoid alcohol on his breath." Wise advice indeed. Many thanks to LibDem Watch for the photo!

Off the Ball, City!

I have an admission to make. I took today off to go down to Upton Park to watch West Ham play Norwich. Pssst, don't tell anyone at CCO... Or at least if you do, make sure you tell them I was working very hard the rest of the week. Please. Or I might have Liam Fox wanting to fire me. As if. Anyway, back to football. Norwich were truly awful, although they had two clearcut scoring opportunities. I let out a bit of a cheer when Ryan Jarvis came on. He is a new starlet and lives in Fakenham. Did you know the Norwich manager, Nigel Worthington, lives in North Norfolk? West Ham deservedly won. I was rather hoping for a draw to he honest as it would have been good to see a game at Carrow Road.

Spent this evening working on my top secret project, which will be released to the world (well, North Norfolk) in February. I'd like to tell you more about it, but if I did, I'd have to shoot you (especially you, James. Why have you been so quiet lately?!). Off to bed.

Saving Wells Hospital

Spent Friday morning swapping notes with my colleague Mark Fox, the PPC for Great Yarmouth. In the evening I went to Wells to speak at a public meeting to save Wells Hospital. There were more than 300 people there - amazing. I read out messages of support from Henry Bellingham and our Shadow Health Secretary Andrew Lansley. It was an inspiring evening. I really think the PCT has bitten off more than it can chew with this one. There is a lot of public anager, and rightly so. And what's more, Norman Lamb and I are singing from exactly the same hymnsheet.

Blogs win Prizes

Not that I'm seeking to influence your judgement, but if you really like this Blog and think it might be shortlisted for The Guardian's Blog Awards, feel free to CLICK HERE

Today's Morsels

Spent some of the morning in Holt talking about the town's parking problems and had a meeting later on with representatives of the North Norfolk Older People's Forum. Tomorrow I'm going to Yarmouth in the morning (shock, horror) and then to the public meeting in Wells to discuss what to do about the closure of the Cottage Hospital.

I'm typing this watching Question Time. You know the Tory Party is in trouble when a discussion about the mutual hatred of Tony Blair and Gordon Brown turns into a debate about friends of Alan Duncan briefing that he will be the next Tory leader... Is the world going mad?!

Rest of the Day

This afternoon I attended a consultative meeting at Benjamin Court Hospital in Cromer about the new Outreach Project. I remain deeply unconvinced by it. In essence they're shutting beds and want to treat rehabilitative patients in their own homes. I would have preferred them to trial it while the beds were still open. We'll see. This evening I went to Overstrand Parish Council and had a swift drink in Overstrand Conservative Club. Had a very interesting chat with a local fisherman about fish stocks in the North Sea.

Helping the Disaster Appeal

I spent an hour and a half this morning in Sheringham helping load clothes and balnkets onto lorries for the South East Asia Disaster Appeal. The number of people who rolled up with carloads of items was amazing. The queues stretched back in both directions for hundreds of years the whole time I was there. Well done to Tabi from the Sheringham Independent for organising it. Community spirit at its best. 

Who's Worried Now?

I have just been trawling through the website PoliticalBetting.com who generally seem to believe I will win in North Norfolk, although our friend James (who often posts comments on this Blog) naturally takes a different view. I was especially interested in this posting from someone who has been talking to a LibDem activist in Norfolk

151. Just spent a very long time on the phone to an old friend and LD activist. A take on the seats in Norfolk:

North Norfolk: Lamb is in a lot of trouble due to Iain Dale (who made the Times man-of-2005 list today). Plenty of fear amongsts LibDems especially because they can’t get enough help. Tories out-canvassing and out-leafletting the LDs. Predict: C gain, small majority

British Philanthropy

Stephen Pollard has an interesting take on the amount of money raised for the Tsunami appeal. Here's an extract...

The British Social Attitudes Survey shows who gives money and why. Thirty per cent of us never give any money to charity. Of the rest, the typical, generous donor is a university-educated, over 35-year-old. Intriguingly, non-Christians are far more likely to give than Christians: one in three non-Christians donate money, as opposed to one in eight Christians. Fourteen per cent of those who earn between £20,000 and £56,000 a year regularly give money to charity. Strikingly, however, the proportion of those earning between £12,000 and £20,000 who donate is much greater: 72 per cent. Indeed, giving is most prevalent among those who live in council accommodation. And 80 per cent of Conservatives give money, compared to 66 per cent of Labour supporters.

It's that latter statistic which comes closest to explaining why we give. The greater generosity of Conservatives reflects the value they place on individual philanthropy above publicly-funded welfare services. In the 19th century, British philanthropic giving was world renowned: but it did not solely depend on the rich giving to the poor.

Fireworks

Spent part of the afternoon's at a friends near Upper Sheringham and then went to the firework display at Cromer Pier. There was a huge number of people there. Typically it started to rain just before the display started, but it didn't seem to affect people's enjoyment. This evening we're off out to dinner at a friend's in Roughton. Tomorrow the neighbours in Swanton Abbott are coming round for a drink. Reminds me, must tidy up a bit!

A Great Start to 2005!

CLICK HERE to read how I seem to have made The Times People of the Year. Well I never. A nice way to start 2005! Just had the Eastern Evening News on the line who are going to do a piece on it too. Here's the excerpt...

Iain Dale, Tory candidate for Norfolk North, was praised as a uniquely gifted candidate by no less than Charles Clarke, the Home Secretary, who represents a neighbouring constituency. Dale has the unenviable task of unseating a Liberal Democrat, but with his pioneering website he outdoes the Lib Dems in his commitment to community politics and his political bookstore is now a thriving internet venture. He will be a high-flyer if he makes it to the Palace of Westminster.

Of course this sort of thing is a double edged sword! But I particularly like the bit about community politics. If The Times notices it, it must be true. After all, it is the newspaper of record!

EDP take on 2005

A very funny take on 2005 in today's EDP. Below are some selected highlights, which concentrate on Norman Lamb's knee jerk reaction to any crisis - select one of three... 1. Table an EDM. 2. Brand it a "disgrace". 3. Write to the Minister. Funny that nothing else ever seems to happen. But we mustn't start the New Year off in such a begrudging way. It is after all the season of good will to all men... For the unexpurgated version CLCIK HERE.

FEBRUARY

Panic is averted as Norfolk County Council manages to reduce a proposed council tax increase from 56.7pc to 4.6pc. “Painful” cuts include the abolition of nasal hair plucking allowances for chief officers and the end of six-week “fact-finding” trips to Martinique for senior councillors. A footnote to a County Hall press release – visible only under a microscope – mentions that all the county's libraries, museums and care homes will also be closed. Norwich North MP Dr Ian Gibson calls it a “disgrace”. North Norfolk MP Norman Lamb pledges to table an Early Day Motion and write to John Prescott.

The EDP We Care Appeal's bid for £5000 from the Big Lottery is rejected and branded “too much”.

MARCH


Tragedy strikes at the Norfolk and Norwich University Hospital when two patients fall into the £30m black hole. Norman Lamb and Ian Gibson vow to “look into it”. Hospital bosses want to act before other patients are injured, but say the private finance (PFI) deal does not include a hole-plugging clause.

The EDP We Care Appeal's bid for £500 from the Big Lottery to pay for one holiday for one child carer is rejected for being “an unworthy cause”.

APRIL

The PFI deal collapses. Bob the Builder pulls out after refusing to answer the question “can you fix it?” Ian Gibson and Norman Lamb brand it a “disgrace”. Mr Lamb tables an Early Day Motion.

The entire Norfolk Green Party is made the subject of an antisocial behaviour order (Asbo) by magistrates for writing too many letters to the EDP.

The EDP We Care Appeal's bid for £50 for some envelopes is rejected as “too ambitious”.

New Year's Eve

Having not been able to get a table at Jacque, my favourite resturant, I was delighted to get a call from them to say someone had cancelled, so I'll be there tonight with eight friends to bring in the New Year. May I wish every reader of this Blog a very happy and prosperous 2005.

Tsunami

I don't think any of us fully appreciated the horror of what happened in South East Asia when we heard the news on Boxing Day. We do now. The pictures are truly horrific - none more graphic than the front page of today's Sun newspaper. I'm watching Sky News as I type this and can only imagine the grief of those who have lost loved ones. My sister has spent quite some time in Thailand but I have never been there apart from a two hour stop over on the way to Australia.

I was in Lloyds Bank in Cromer this morning and in front of me a man brought in a bag of money which had been collected on the streets of Cromer during the morning. There must have been a couple of thousand pounds in it at least. The lady behind me donated £100 to the appeal. It's not just governments who are duty bound to help on occasions like this and it is magnificent that individuals are doing their bit too.

It makes party politics look all rather petty doesn't it?

Norfolk By Election Success

Last week the Conservatives had a spectacular result in a County Council by-election at Downham Market. My friend Shelagh Hutson achieved a massive 17% swing, and even better, the LibDems were pushed into fourth place. Here's the result in full...

Con 1,301, Lab 223, UKIP 191, Lib Dem 190. (June 2001: Con 2857, Lab 1666, Lib Dem 508, Green 157).Con hold. Swing 16.8% Lab to Con.

Cromer, Crematorium, Will Young and New Year Blowout

I discovered the most brilliant shop in Cromer today. It's the Garden House giftshop in Garden Street. I bought about a dozen presents there which essentially meant I'd done all I needed to. Hurrah! I'm a day ahead of myself. Normally I buy all my presents on Christmas Eve!

I then went to Colin Haddow's funeral at St Faith's Crematorium. There was a huge turnout. I have to admit I have never been to a crematorium before and have something of a phobia about them. I'd always vowed never to set foot in one. I don't know why it is that Christmas time always seems to be a time of year when people I know depart this earth.

Popped over to Keith & Pepi Simpson's later on this afternoon. Keith is MP for Mid Norfolk and his wife is a good friend with dubious tastes. She is obsessed by Will Young. So naturally I bought her a very tasteful Will Young related Christmas present. (I've actually met Will Young...but that's another story) Nothing would drag out of me the small but perfectly formed item of clothing with Will Young's face on it I bought her. No siree.

Tried to book a new year's eve dinner at my favourite restaurant, Jacque, in Cromer but they are fully booked. Damn and blast. Why didn't I think of this before? It's a superb restaurant. CLICK HERE for more details.

The Throng Awaits

Just off to Cromer to finish off my Christmas shopping. I'm very ahead of myself this year. It's normally around now that I start my present buying.

A word in your ear, Alistair me old Mucker

This sleazy government doesn't change does it? Last week Alistair Darling took all Norfolk roads projects off the Government's priority list. Outcry, Uproar from the EDP and local politicians. Charles Clarke then rings up his mate Darling and says "Do us a favour Al, put the A11 dualling back on the list - that should keep 'em quiet". Alistair does his duty and reinstates the A11 dualling (conveniently forgetting the A47) but delays it for a year, thinking that will keep us yokels quiet. Big mistake. But doesn't it stick in the throat that it was only reinstated because Charles Clarke happened to have had a word. And just as bad, Charles Clarke's special adviser dictated a press release to the EDP an hour before Gillian Shephard, the local MP was told about the happy news.

Roll on the announcement about the Outer Harbour at Yarmouth. This has been trundling on since I was working in Norwich in the mid 1980s. I'm not holding my breath.

Best Politician's Blog!

Word reaches me that The Guardian is organising a Best Politician's Weblog Award. Thank you to the anonymous blogger who pointed this out to me. I thought it must be James, as he seems to be the biggest fan of this Blog, but he will not doubt correct me. If the urge overcomes you, feel free to nominate this Blog by CLICKING HERE!

Straddling both Side of the Fence

On January 23 2002 the motion before the House of Commons was “That leave be given to bring in a Bill to provide for an identity card for British residents; and for connected purposes.” Norman Lamb is listed in Hansard as voting in favour.

Last night Norman Lamb voted against the introduction of ID Cards. I look forward to his explanation for his change of heart. I’m used to LibDems sitting on the fence but to straddle both sides requires a special talent.

Pass the Sick Bag

I've done it again. On Boxing day I'm going to brave freezing temperatures to take part in the annual Boxing Day dip at Cromer. I'll be joining the intrepid North Norfolk Beach Runners for the festive swim to raise funds for BREAK. Funds raised will be used to provide seaside holidays for children and adults with disabilities at BREAK centres in Norfolk. I hope the good people of Cromer will have lined their stomachs after the Christmas Day festivities because the sight of me in my trunks might be a little too much for some. I only hesitated for a few, er, weeks before agreeing to take part in the Boxing Day plunge. It was either that or take part in a sponsored walk over red hot coals. I’m used to having my fingers burnt but I drew the line at my toes.

Saturday in Wells

Yesterday I went to Wells to take part in the protest against the closure of the hospital. There were about 200 people there and Norman Lamb and I both made short speeches. The whole thing is a disgrace. I spent the rest of the day Christmas shopping in Wells and Holt and then went to the Fakenham Choral Society Christmas Concert. It's the first time I have ever had to queue up to get into Church! Adrian Bell, the vicar of Fakenham is certainly very enterprising and puts on the most fantastic events.

Colin Haddow

Our District Council Group leader Colin Haddow died on Wednesday. Colin had been suffering from Cancer but his death was very sudden. He was a very brave man and our hearts go out to his family. He had been a District Councillor in Horning for ten years. We'll all miss him very much.

Today, Tomorrow

It's 1am and I am about to go to bed. Very frenetic day. IDS arrived over an hour late due to traffic. What is it with me and visiting speakers? Boris Johnson went to Peterborough instead of Norwich, Cecil Parkinson ended up driving down the M11 the wrong way and now this! IDS did an hour on North Norfolk Radio and we then went to the Princess Diana Drug & Alcohol Rehabilitation Centre at Mundesley. More of this another time, as it was a real experience. It's a truly superb facility and we spent an engaging two hours there talking to the staff and patients. Then on to The Feathers in Holt for a dinner. IDS and I then had a superb time in the bar talking to local people and having drinks bought for us! He scored a real hit with a group of about 20 raucous young ladies. I think they thought we were the strippograms!

Tomorrow I am going to Wells to take part in a demo against the closure of the hospital. Again, more of this tomorrow. I'm falling asleep typing this so I think I had better stopzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Wells Cottage Hospital to Close

I learned yesterday of the Primary Care Trust's plans to close Wells Cottage Hospital. To see the EDP story CLICK HERE. The PCT says it is until January 30th to cope woth a bout of sickness, but it is clear that they really want to shut it permanently. If we're not careful we won't have any Cottage Hospitals left in North Norfolk soon. The PCT says it isn't down to money but all these closures cannot be coincidences.

Today I have Iain Duncan Smith visiting. I'm taking him to the Princess Diana Addiction Rehabilitation Centre in Gimingham and then to a dinner in Holt.

Bye bye Blunkett

David Blunkett will resign in the next 60 minutes. You read it here first.

Take Part in my New Monthly Poll

Every month I'm going to test the North Norfolk temperature by inviting you to take part in an online poll. I'm not going to pretend it's scientific, but it might yield some interesting results. The technology is relatively sophisticated so don't even try to vote more than once! To get going CLICK HERE.

My New Logo

This is my new campaign logo. You'll be seeing it rather a lot over the next few months. It's designed by a young graphic designer in North Walsham. I'm using it on some campaign merchandise - mugs, mousemats, keyrings etc, which you can buy by >CLICKING HERE. All profits from the sale of these items will go to my campaign. 

Great Article by Jezza

There's a great artcle in the Sunday Times today by Jeremy Clarkson, headlined Let's break all Tony's laws

I see that pretty soon parish councillor henchmen will be prowling round our villages at night, handing out £50,000 fixed-penalty notices to those whose lights are keeping people from getting to sleep. Well now; I live opposite a football pitch that, each evening, is illuminated by several starburst gigawatt lamps. They’re an eyesore, for sure, but since I understand that it’s jolly hard to play football in the dark I have not complained. Instead I’ve simply hung two pieces of material in front of the window. I like to call them “the curtains”. I have tried, really I’ve tried, to understand why legislation is needed to prevent people from using lights at night but then I’ve tried hard to understand why dogs aren’t allowed to kill foxes any more. And I don’t get that either. Or why I can’t use my mobile phone when I’m stuck in a traffic jam. Every single day there is a small piece in the papers that announces the introduction of a law banning something which you thought was harmless. And here’s the thing. You raise your eyebrows momentarily and then you turn the page. It’s only when you add up the number of new laws that have come along since His Toniness grinned his way into No 10 that you realise just how much of our freedom he’s tried to erode in the past seven years. Last week Boris Johnson told us that you may not legally fix a broken window pane in your own home unless you are a qualified broken window mender and that when the work is done you must get it inspected by a broken window inspector from the local council. Furthermore, it is against the law to change or tamper with the electrical sockets in your own kitchen. There’s so much more to come as well. Greyhound tracks will soon need new super licences, you will not be allowed to tread on a stag beetle, you will not be able to have unprotected sex or a few drinks with your friends after work. Cheese will have to be marked with a government health warning and you will be prevented from telling jokes about homosexual men, lesbians, Muslims, Catholics, the Irish and foxes. Gary Lineker will only be allowed on television after the watershed, in case children are enticed into his dangerous salt and vinegar world, you will not be allowed to get your dog to kill a rat — because it’s a wild animal — and you will be banned from giving your mum a headstone when she dies in case it falls over. Naturally you will also be banned from smoking in public, owning a Bible, sending Christmas cards that feature the nativity and smacking your children. Happily, you will be allowed to drive a car, but not at more than 20mph, not if you’ve had a piece of sherry trifle and certainly not if it has four-wheel drive. All of the above will be covered by legislation, but where this is not possible Tony uses the Hoxton Thought Police instead. As a result I was told last week that I am now “not allowed” to talk about Siamese twins and must in future refer to them as “conjoined”. Why? Down’s babies used to be called mongoloid because it was felt some of their facial characteristics made them look as if they were from Mongolia. And I can see why that might be upsetting. For both Mongolians and those with Down’s. But the expression Siamese twins is used because the first pair ever to reach the world’s consciousness — called Chang and Eng — happened to be from Siam. So who’s going to be upset? Siam doesn’t even exist any more. Are these idiots now saying I can’t refer to Dutch courage? And if so, who will stand up for the right of measles if I call them German? To be honest, however, none of this interference is going to make any difference to my life. That’s why I’m not whingeing, because I shall continue to call people while driving, and tell them stories that Cherie Blair would find offensive. Furthermore, I’ll carry on calling two people who share body parts Siamese twins. I will eat as much cheese as I like and I will still give my dog a whole packet of prawn-cocktail-flavoured crisps whenever she rips a rat to pieces. This evening I’m thinking of smacking the children. For fun. And then, when I go to bed tonight, after I’ve altered all the wiring in my kitchen and drunk two bottles of wine I’ll leave the outside lights on. And dream about the glimpse of G-string I saw in the office last week. In other words, in a single day I will break 14 laws and seven social taboos that simply didn’t exist before Tony came along. And I shall do so with impunity because there’s no way in hell he can possibly enforce all his Big Ideas.

Atticus Today

The Sunday Times Atticus column is a regular reader of this blog. Today's column quotes my local residents survey. Enjoy...


The voter suggestions a Tory hopeful must ignore
What are going to be the big issues at the next election? Keen-as-mustard Tory candidate Iain Dale decided to find out by conducting a comprehensive survey of voters in North Norfolk, the seat he will be fighting.

He sent out a questionnaire to each voter, asking: “What single thing would you suggest to improve the quality of life in your area?” Here are three of the radical schemes that were suggested to Dale: letting down all the tyres on Margaret Beckett’s caravan; the introduction of communism (and this from a UKIP voter); for you to f*** off back to London where you belong.

Hard Drives & Celluloid

The fire's alight. The Christmas tree is up. God is in his heaven. And friends are about to come round for dinner. Life's good sometimes, isn't it?

Today I have been in Holt and Sheringham. Sheringham this afternoon was especially rewarding. We got more Conservative pledges in an afternoon than any other afternoon I can remember. It was like shelling peas. What is interesting is that the concept of voting Conservative as the only way to get rid of Blair seems to be catching on very well. I'm starting to get recognised quite a lot as well.

Yesterday was what you can loosely describe as packed. It started off with a visit to Fakenham High School for a couple of hours. I had a half hour grilling from the Student Council which was highly entertaining. We covered issues such as why Religious Education was compulsory, tuition fees, school trips and mixed ability classes. I then visited a company called Anglian Chemicals in Fakenham before driving to Hoveton to see someone about street lighting. It was then on to Cromer for a house meeting.

I've also had a couple of pieces in the EDP this week - one about my night out with the Police in North Walsham and today a piece about the LibDems and their plans to impose a tourist tax - or not. They keep denying it's their policy to do so, yet it's still on their national website. Anyway, the EDP had some fun with it.

On Wednesday night I went to London to go to the Today Programme Christmas Party. I spent twenty minutes talking to Lord Chris Rennard, who is Chief Executive of the LibDems and their General Election strategist. We've always got on rather well. I also found myself giving Christine Hamilton a bear hug. The things one does at Christmas parties...

I'd love to tell you what I was doing on Thursday, but if I did, I'd have to shoot you. Why don't you all have a guess in the comment section? The only clue I will give is that it involves celluloid and hard drives. That's got you thinking hasn't it?

And verily he spake unto the world

Came back home tonight to find the Christmas Tree already decorated. Verily I'm in a Christmas mood. Goodwill to all men. And all women (Cruella, are you watching?). And all Jack Russells. And even to Liberal Democrats.

This week has been one things after another, which has meant I have neglected this Blog. Apologies. Normal service will be resumed tomorrow when I'll tell you what I have been up to this week. Too tired now. The wooden hill to Bedfordshire beckons.

An Early Appearance

A special prize for anyone who caught my appearance on GMTV this morning at 6.30am. Yawn yawn. I was on with Tony Banks - a sort of out with the old and in with the new interview. I like Tony. In fact I compiled a book about hima few years ago called The Wit & Wisdom of Tony Banks. he was Sports Minister at the time and was none too amused as he was trying to be taken seriously. I'm glad to say it never quite worked and he remained his mischievous self.I'm sorry he's decided to leave the Commons. No doubt they'll pick some New Labour robot to replace him.

Saturday Night in North Walsham

On Saturday I spent the evening on patrol with North Walsham Police. There are clearly some very serious anti-social behaviour problems in North Walsham. While a zero tolerance approach appears to have reaped huge rewards in Sheringham, we now need to see those same measures implemented in North Walsham. But this can only be done in partnership with the local community, and in particular the Town Council. What I witnessed on Saturday night shocked me. There were a large number of police officers patrolling the town, yet they are powerless to combat the effects of alcohol. Every incident I witnessed was alcohol related. I witnessed the immediate aftermath of a knife attack outside The Feathers, several groups of youths clearly worse the wear for alcohol in the Precinct and there were several fights and incidents of public disorder around the market place and in Sainsbury’s Car Park. In addition, while the Police were dealing with the knife incident I witnessed two people pushing a car into a lamppost in the market place. The Police did a fantastic job in getting to all the incidents very quickly and dealing with them appropriately, but the common theme was alcohol. Without the fuel of alcohol none of these incidents would have happened. The Town Council should emulate Sheringham’s example and enforce a no public drinking order. I understand they have already discussed the issue but have failed to act on it. Now is the time to do so before it is too late. I’m not surprised that for many people the Market Place is a no go area on a weekend evening. This situation cannot continue. We must give the local Police all the tools they need to do their job, and a ban on public drinking in North Walsham is one of them. We need a zero tolerance approach and if the Town Council does not want to play ball with that approach I’d like to know why.

Dirty Liberals

If you ever had any doubts about the LibDems dirty tricks department CLICK HERE. And don't forget to visit CHARLESKENNEDY.CO.UK. It's a real eye-opener.

Happisburgh

There's an article in the property section of the Telegraph today on the sea defences (and lack of them) at Happisburgh, and the consequences for property values. CLICK HERE for more.

Right to Defend Your Home

You may remember my part in the Radio 4 Listeners' Law at the turn of the year, where I insisted that a so-called Tony Martin Law, giving homeowners more rights to defend their homes, was on the shortlist. I was delighted to read an article in the Telegraph today where the Metropolutan Police Commissioner echoes my thoughts. CLICK HERE to read the full article.

Here's a short quote from the article: "My own view is that people should be allowed to use what force is necessary and that they should be allowed to do so without any risk of prosecution. "There's a definite feeling around when I go out on the beat with officers and talk to members of the public that we need clarity in the law." He said the current legal test of "reasonable force", which has evolved in common law, seemed to be weighted against householders and left the public confused about their rights. Sir John suggested replacing it with legislation that put a statutory duty on police, prosecutors and the courts to presume that the force someone used in their home against a violent intruder was within the law, unless the facts clearly disproved this."

I quite agree.

Today

Just off for a morning's canvasing in Briston. We have a team of people from Mid Norfolk coming to lend a hand. This afternoon I'm in North Walsham and then this evening I am spending the evening with North Walsham Police. Must go - am late!

Fakenham Christmas Trees

Last night I attended a superb event in Fakenham Churech organised by their very go-ahead Rector Adrian Bell. The church was decked out with 52 brilliantly decorated Christmas Trees, each one devoted to a local charity. I went round and spoke to most of the charities and had a thoroughly brilliant time. I'm one of those people who believes this ia a bit early to start Christmas festivities (I do all my shopping on Christmas Eve usually!) but this event really got me in the Christmas mood. Ding Dong Merrily on High!

Bye Bye Blunkett?

Well it's not looking good for Mr Blunkett is it? I have to say that on a personal level I feel very sorry for him, but it is looking increasingly obvious that his personal circumstances have at the very least coloured his judgement. If you examine all 8 of allegations it really does not look very good. I'm tempted to rehearse them all here, but I'll spare you that. I was in the House of Commons yesterday and the general feeling was that he would survive. I don't think he will. And remember, this prediction comes from the man who bet £20 at 80-1 on a Conservative majority of 21 in 1992. Just a shame my friend (an estemed solicitor in Hoveton) forgot to put the bet on for me... I've nearly forgiven him. Almost. Sort of. Ok, alright then, I'm still seething. I may forgive, but I NEVER forget.