Friday, January 14, 2005

Kilroy & Silk to Split! Shock News!

In a dramatic new move tonight, Mr Kilroy announced he was separating from his partner of many years, Mr Silk. Said Mr Kilroy “In this way we can double my appeal to the great British public, desperately in need a principled, altrustic and orange-hued leader". A tearful Mr Silk defiantly asserted he would contest every seat where Mr Kilroy put up a candidate. “After all, I am equally entitled to assume the burden the public have begged me to take up” he snuffled.

Just a bit of fun...

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