a) like the thoughtful prose of one of Britain's leading journalists
b) like it has been written by the PM's spin doctor Damian McBride?
c) like it has been written by
If I wrote that kind of guff about David Cameron I wouldn't have a reader left. No wonder The Mirror is up the creek without a paddle.
PS Originally I wrote that this piece had been written by Kevin Maguire. As a columnist at least he'd have had an excuse!