Saturday, January 19, 2008

Chipmunks of the World, Rejoice!


I bring glad tidings. My little Chipmunk has won her selection battle against Ian Stewart MP. She was today selected for the new seat of Salford & Eccles.

My joy is uncontained.

10 comments:

simon said...

No need to ask who you're sending a Valentine's to this year!

dearieme said...

If you get another one made with her face rather more on your belly than your chest, you could encircle her beaming visage with "Hazel above nuts".

Anonymous said...

great news. the continued presence of such a talentless, vacuous non-entity can only damage labour!

Ed said...

Ms Dunwoody must be pleased!

45govt said...

Best advertisement for the Conservatives ZaNuLab can muster!

You have to feel sorry though for the people of Salford & Eccles, that their interests should be representd by such an ignorant,
misbegotten little upstart who has never had an original thought trouble what passes for her brain, in her life. But then, perhaps she is no better than they deserve, though that does seem harsh.

John M Ward said...

I have again noticed just how little difference there is between "Blears" and "Blair's"...

Hazel might be a word for nuts (as are her Labour supporters, no doubt), but the more liabilities that Brown has around him, the better for the country as a whole in the near future.

Jeremy Jacobs said...

What will this mean?

Anonymous said...

There is no more ridiculous figure among the Neolabour grotesquerie than Hazel 'let's move on' Blears.

Paul Linford said...

I've still not worked out whether you really like her, or whether you just think she's the greatest advertisement for a Tory government on the whole of the Labour benches.

Roger Thornhill said...

Wasn't this the gerrymandered/Hazelbleared constituency that provoked the Rt Hon G Dunwoody to rip a new one in the rancid monster?