Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Cherie Blair's 'Super Tanker' Sweep

Rumours that a scouse speaking Prime Minister's consort was seen scavenging on the pebbles on Branscombe beach this afternoon have been hotly denied by the PM's Official Spokesman. "If Mrs Blair wants free bottles of perfume and a motorcycle, she knows exactly where to get them," he insisted.

26 comments:

BexleyCF said...

John Prescott got injured scavenging as well. A police officer went to assist and asked "Where are you bleeding from?"

John replied "I'm from bleeding Hull ain't I!"

Teri said...

Iain we have standards here and we don't like her being refered to as a scouser. She was born in Bury! Sorry to anyone that lives there.

Admitidaly though, her dad was a dodgy scouse dirk diggler. Dirt Minger more like.

Teri said...

Well clearly criminal activities run in the family.....televised fornication and assasanation.

"Tony Booth's great great grandfather Algernon Sydney Booth was the uncle of John Wilkes Booth, the actor who assassinated Abraham Lincoln."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Booth

Curly said...

Quite a dodgy lot judging by teri's assessments!

"If Cruella de Blair wishes to flounce around in the designer froth virtually given to her during her husband's tenure in office, one might have thought she would follow the trends of the designer and model sets by getting into shape, or producing a fitness DVD to add to her growing wealth." - from Curly's Corner Shop, the blog!

Charlotte Corday said...

I am informed that she did pop down to the beach but was mistaken for a beached whale and conservationists kept trying to float her back to sea.

Anonymous said...

The great thing about 'Google News' is you can type in the word salvage and get the latest from Devon, and hear about Jade Goody's attempts to rescue her career..

Anonymous said...

...mistaken for a beached whale...?

Two whales more like. Remember she does have two thunder thighs!

Teri said...

Please tell me anyone someone this has been photoshop'd.

Parental control advised.

http://www.backingblair.co.uk/images/cherie_blair.jpg

Anyone know how to contact theo spark?

Anonymous said...

Not only was she seen Salvaging, also we hear that a regiment was specially flown back from Iraq to protect her. After escorting her and her new-found property back to her £8m mansion, they were ordered back to barracks for a rat-infested shower and squalid bedroom rest. The money from their barracks having been given away in a PFI deal to a Japanese gentleman. Never mind because Tony praised the troops just before leaving on another holiday to the Maldives. Apparently he and Cherie receive a daily body count report just before their morning massages on the beach.

Benedict White said...

Now Iain, that is just cruel. But funny!

Tone made me do it - he's a bad influence said...

Not salvaging, but HIDING the shredded evidence.

Conspiracy Galore!

loco said...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6293305.stm

Bad news too for grasping Gordon:
'Chancellor Gordon Brown has been rebuked by MPs after giving just eight weeks notice of his decision to double air passenger duty.'

Anonymous said...

lol..

Anonymous said...

Now that cash for Peerages has been rumbled, there is a new scheme for less wealthy donors:

Cash for BMW Motorbikes.

Anonymous said...

in the same way if you put "fuckwit"
into Google you get....?

Anonymous said...

Strange Iain your bothering with this sort of nonsense, yet one of the most news worthy items the adoption row and you are strangely quite: why Where is our fearless Tory current affairs commentator, cat got your tongue? See the 'Kill a queer for Jesus, brigade were out in force yesterday particularly on Conhome, perhaps the veneer is coming of Mr Cameron's Gay friendly Tory party, c'mon Iain don't be shy tell us what you really think!

Anonymous said...

Mr Broon wouldn't be seen dead at Branscombe, of course.

Some say it's because he didn't want to dent his new found image as 'New Woman' mag's 97th sexiest man in the world - c 40 votes, I understand. others in the know say that Mr Broon just didna have the time to go as he was out trying to track down copies of his favourite mag.

I bet the Broon spin machine are relieved that a repeat of last year's performance - when Cameron was the only politician among the sexiest - was narrowly avoided.

Nevertheless, Cameron beat Broon again. Must try harder, Mr Broon.

Anonymous said...

However, the Spokesman did not deny rumours that the original damage to the tanker had been caused by a collision with the Prime Minister's wife while she was out for a swim.

a very public sociologist said...

The lengths some people will go to for a freebie ...

Anonymous said...

So the BMW motorbike parked in Downing Street's just a co-incidence then?

i spy strangers said...

Didn't realise the mv Napoli was a "super tanker" - they don't usually top up their manifest with several hundred containers!

Maybe it was a reference to the fragrant Cheri, who certainly appears to be 'Clyde built'.

lil will said...

The gargoyle was merely returnig to her natural habitat. She is after all the original Swamp Donkey!

bt said...

Reports that just before the ship foundered a fat-arsed termagant was seen on the cliff-tops with a wheel-barrow and waving a lantern cannot be confirmed.

Anonymous said...

Why can't she wait to buy them of Ebay ,like we have to, I was waiting for one of those bikes

Anonymous said...

if the journo's want to dig any more dirt on Gordo and his master they better be quick.

governments just gone totally secret, by law.
http://politics.guardian.co.uk/foi/story/0,,1998096,00.html

Jonny said...

What a unpleasantly vicious bunch of sneering losers you lot are.