Monday, September 18, 2006

Caption Competition: Lady Elspeth's Husband

Image from LibDem website
ConservativeHome has a series of semi naked politicians for a daring caption competition HERE.

75 comments:

AnyonebutBlair said...

Ok so whats this inter ermm...is it inter-web ? Anyway, whats this inter-thingy all about? Oh yes! I hear that the kids of today love it.

Croydonian said...

Oh I say - those etch-a-sketch thingies are frightfully sophisticated these days.

Anonymous said...

"Look, this typewriter has pictures too!"

beethoven writes said...

"Ming searches swingers.com for extra girls to join his threesome"

ian said...

Are you sure you should be looking at these kind of pictures! Hang on! That's Mark bloody Oaten.

Francis Walsingham said...

"And if you look very very closely down here, you can see his chipolata..."

Louise said...

So you're telling me that this is the landlady of the Rovers now, not Annie Walker

Marquee Mark said...

Help! I appear to have inadvertently bought a 40 year supply of Viagra and a Thai bride....

Anonymous said...

"Isn't that one Bet Lynch?"

Andrew Woodman said...

Can you find places to store Jaguers until 2009 then!!

Anonymous said...

"Look, you've got the javascript wrong, that's why the XML server applet won't work on the Safari browser."

Anonymous said...

"Now I see why Simon hughes is such a fan of the Internet."

Anonymous said...

"I think it's called blogs, tinternet or something"

Anonymous said...

"Now if only we could get the bloody webcam to work"

The Clown of Pevensey Bay said...

And that's where are councillors are using underhand, deceitful, Nimbyist tactics to stop a football stadium that is wanted by most of the community. The party of local government indeed!

Peter Hitchens said...

And exactly what are these things called poppadoms?

Peter Hitchens said...

And what exactly are these things called poppadoms?
or
When I was a boy these pieces of slate came with chalk, how on earth do you write upon them?

The Morningstar said...

What happens if I push this? Ming advetises fisher-Price for pensioners..

Paul Linford said...

Is that Dale's Diary you're reading? I'm old enough to remember the original Mrs Dale, you know.....

In Like Flynn said...

"So this is the website that revealed Mark Oaten's antics... can you show me the one about Simon Hughes?... oooh isn't technology fun"

FellDweller said...

Given his awful intrview on Five 5 last night which proved conclusively that his PR people didn't brief him at all about his "favourite TV programme" Coronation Street (Question: Who is your favourite character Answer: Ummm... Bet Lynch) I would have thought maybe the caption would be "So THAT's what the Rovers Return looks like"

JH said...

"This me at Queen Victoria's funeral, this is me in World War One, oh and here's me starting university in 1925."

Charlotte Corday said...

Now that Guido has a sex-blog on his page, I think it's about time I started one too ...

antisophist said...

Look....and will she always do exactly what I type?

CityUnslicker said...

"so I point with my left hand at your screen and with my right I use your mouse?

knight of cydonia said...

Ming surfed the interweb, and was delighted when he finally found out the identity of Suzie Whiplash.

Anonymous said...

Working age raised to 80 in call centres.

I met a Liberal Once said...

Oh, your right, we do say different things to different people

OR - Ming sighed as the results came in for his Google search "Liberal Democrat nice tactics"

UK Daily Pundit said...

That's me and Elspeth in Benidorm.

Justin Hinchcliffe said...

"look, it's a two-horse race"

Rickytshirt said...

With my extra workload I've been feeling a little bit tired recently. Fortunately these helpful people emailed me saying they can supply me with these little blue pills that will help me keep it up for hours.

lil will said...

That's disgusting, are the lower classes allowed to do that sort of thing now?

We'll tax it or ban it when we get in!!

No worries there then.

tapestry said...

and here are the Party's poll results since I became leader...

Serf said...

Did we really refuse this Guido character, membership? A 500 year old member, that would make me look young.

Mike said...

Ming... "And this is one of Mark, Simon and I on the beach last summer. Can I put that on the blog? Do you think it will help me get into Iain Dale's list next time?"

Girl... "Urmmm."

Anonymous said...

Oh, so thats the on button

Og said...

And this green bit on the map is Hampstead Heath, where on a clear day you can see Simon Hughes'




.... constituency.

fairdealphil said...

and what did you say it's called again...tele-vision? very good, but can't really see it catching on.

The Blind-Winger Jones said...

Your collective cynicism to a man of such wisdom as the Venerable Bing Candle is staggering.

Didn't he imbue the character of grandad in Carla Lane's 80s classic comedy Bread with real emotional depth ?

Praguetory said...

I've got £200,000 in a fund for you and your friend when you turn 18 if you are willing to do something unspeakable.

bebopper said...

Great line Og, but lose the unnecessary "constituency".

Cllr Graham Smith said...

Another canny Scotsman takes advantage of ebay's "Motors free listing weekend" offer.

Iain Dale said...

Man in a shed - what mysterious pixel?

Anoneumouse said...

and that's cat Minie Caldwell's cat

Casual Observer said...

What is the little black spot above your banner all about? Guido has a similar, but white spot. We should be told...

Anonymous said...

"Look!
Wikipedia says my first name is Walter
!"

Anonymous said...

"Look at the rack on that!"

Anonymous said...

"Look at the rack on that!"

david kendrick said...

'Trust us, Ming. This'll be great. Don't touch the girls or the machine. Just smile and point'.

Anonymous said...

Look - if you stand as a Lib Dem candidate your bank balance will increase by this amount.

Snafu said...

And that's me standing next to the last Liberal Prime Minister...

Anonymous said...

Oh look, a Werthers Original ad... now in my pocket I just happen to have....

Flavious said...

.

Thats all it is. man in a shed just a period whomever coded the basis for the 2 sites left in by mistake at end of the first body tag

Shotgun said...

And this is one of me and Lady Elspeth just after our wedding, talking to King George...a lovely man and a great monarch...you can see the Queen toddling there in the background.....

Anonymous said...

- See the short, dumpy one - that's Sarah Teather

- I want that one

- Look it's either Oaten or Hughes - it's a straight choice

- I hate you Butler. Get that bloody bus out.

- Isn't that Lembit Opik photo on the Crimestoppers website

- Shit they've taken my car.

BUZZ said...

So Ming is suffering from another bout of can't quite "remember"The papers won't forget for the morning readers however.

BUZZ said...

So Ming is suffering from another bout of can't quite "remember"The papers won't forget for the morning readers however.

Anonymous said...

Look into my eyes - You are feeling sleepy. Very very sleepy. You are asleep. You will do as I command

shergar said...

Blimey! And I thought I was hung like a rogue elephant!

MorrisOx said...

"And this 'minger' word - is that the female version of my name?"

Anonymous said...

OK girls - we've re-animated the cadaver, now let's teach it spelling. This re-awakening the corpse class is going so well!"

Anonymous said...

And now children, see if you can find nice Uncle Ming's lost policies.

Anonymous said...

Interestingly enough, I'm an LD and have it on good authority what Ming was actually saying..."Hey look - Iain Dale's talking garbage on his blog again!"

AnyonebutBlair said...

Look at the size of those. You don't get this kind of thing on the BBC

Charlotte Corday said...

"And if I push this button marked "self-destruct", let's just see what happens."

Geoffers said...

"Move your left hand or I'll break it, you old lech"

smallheathen said...

Perhaps the Eye could include this picture in its library of oft-published photos depicting political Scotsmen in the company of dusky maidens? Ming looks like a vest man to me.

smallheathen said...

Perhaps the Eye could use another photo of a Scotsman in the company of dusky maidens to replace the one currently in use?

machiavelli said...

"I know Cameron's been to India - here's his blog. But I went there too, you know. Oh yes, long before Cameron - in fact, before the British Raj! Ah, those were the days..."

machiavelli said...

"I know Cameron's been to India - here's his blog. But I went there too, you know. Oh yes, long before Cameron - in fact, before the British Raj! Ah, those were the days..."

Scarlatti said...

"...please, just pretend to be interested for the cameras...I'm as bored as you are you know...don't know why I went for this job in the first place..."

C4' said...

"I can have FOUR wives if I become a Muslim. Bravo, I need to father a child before the next election. Do they have mail-order brides on this teletext thing?"

Expat said...

Careful now, wasn't it this thing that was nearly the end of Pre$$a.

JohnH said...

Slide 187 shows Lady Elspeth and myself at the opening of Paisley sludge works

JohnH said...

And slide 197 shows Lady Elspeth and I opening the Paisley sludge works. Slide 198 .... zzzzzzzzz