Wednesday, September 13, 2006

North Norfolk Police Seek...

North Norfolk Police are looking for a 6'2 tall man who was seen in Cromer last weekend daubing slogans on walls. He was said to be foaming at the mouth ranting "it should have been me" over and over again. He was later seen blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air. Iain Dale is 94. Hat-tip John Wilkes

5 comments:

Jonathan Sheppard said...

You need to stop publishing things that make me laugh out loud!

Anonymous said...

DNA testing no good here, all Norfolk folk DNA is the same! :0

Anonymous said...

Do you think your EDP article on Saturday incited this?

MorrisOx said...

Cromer? Pur-leese! Don't bother me unless he gets anywhere near Burnham Market...

Anonymous said...

6'2" eh, judging from the height of the graffiti I'd say its more likely this guy was last seen in public dressed in fetish gear and carrying a tray of cocaine at Freddie Mercury's Christmas party.