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Dobbo to the Rescue
Iain Dale 10:42 AM
Just spotted on the Shettleston Road in Glasgow East, none other than Frank Dobson. I think I ought to start a new Top Ten List...
You Know You're Getting Desperate When...
10. You draft Frank Dobson in to persuade people to vote Labour in a Glasgow council estate.
Do continue it...
You Know You're Getting Desperate When...
10. You draft Frank Dobson in to persuade people to vote Labour in a Glasgow council estate.
Do continue it...
14 Comments:
Leave dobbo alone ! His ideas at health were far more revolutionary than some of those stick-in-the-mud types, and they have been nicked on a wholesale leave by 'Lord' Darzi..
9. Gordon Brown would rather try to sort out the Middle east than go to a by-election
8. For the first time in your life you can only name a few people in the cabinet, such is the derth of talent
8. You begin to have sexual fantasies which involve Wendy Alexander or Margaret Beckett.
8.You run silly games in the silly season
11. You blog about Dobbo being out campaigning in a by-election.
8- You employ Freud to copy Conservative Policy having only just got rid of him for being too Blairy.
7 You go on the One show in the hope of a friendly interview
6 You cast off the old tax and spend image only to replace it with spend and spend.
5 You sigh with relief at the news lunatics can now be MP`s
4Your new border control service hires an illegal immigrant
3 You count holding onto 13500 majority in a welfare waste land as a stunning success
2 You delay the announcement of Glasgow pilot for said (copied from Conservatives) Welfare reform in case you annoy voters you have already paid for.
1 You run an anti Polish immigrant by election in Crewe despite being responsible for the quadrupling immigration
0 You run an anti Thatcher campaign in Glasgow East ....why not an anti Churchill campaign ...anti Lord Liverpool ?
I could go on...
11. You draft the whole tory team in to persuade people to vote tory in the already won safe tory seat of Howden/Haltemprice
7. You select Mags 'the mole' Curran as your parliamentary candidate.
6. Your candidate makes a big song and dance about being 'frae the East End, until she is reminded that she lives in a rather large mansion on the South Side, away from all the poor people.
5. 2 days before the by-election, it transpires that your previous candidate may not have retired on health grounds but on 'snout in the trough' grounds.
You set Purnell up to tell a election meeting of the Labour faithful why he is proposing to treat IB claimants like criminals by giving them community service. I'd give Purnell two minutes before he gets a 'Glasgow kiss'.
4. You ask Chris Paul to draft a message to attract Conservative voters.
Anon @ 1.45. Yeah, it's much easier to say in the bunker during by-elections than actually get out and campaign.
9. You have Gordon Brown as your ME warm-up act.
(a dig at B'raaaaak O'bomber)
0. You feel you have to post anonymous attacks on one of those evil evil Centre-Right Blogs.
-1. You join the Labour Party.
-2. You read the Guardian.
-3. You get Trevor Phillips to blame all the world's ills on the british class 'system' :P Oh god here we go again.
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