Jacqui Smith just looks flaky. Darling is narcoleptic. Yvette Cooper is tetchy. Ruth Kelly sounds like a WPC making an appeal on Crimewatch. Purnell and Andy
Burnham aren't good enough communicators. While Ed Balls has all Gordon Brown’s worst habits plus a few of his own to boot. Meanwhile Harriet Harman – job sharing as party chairman and Leader of the House and the person nominally tasked with raising the party standard aloft on the Today programme - is simply too plodding and dull-witted to articulate the Government’s case properly.
The poor deluded fool reckons that the answer to the Labour Party's problems is ... wait for it ... cue the drumroll ... Shaun 'where's my butler' Woodward. Laugh? I nearly cried.