Tomorrow night I am the after dinner speaker at the Conservative Future Working Life Weekend in Loughborough. No, really. I'm currently writing my speech, which I've decided to lace with a joke every other line. It struck me that the title of this even is particualrly Cameroonian and that things might have been rather different if David Davis had won. Instead of staying in a nice hotel these bright young things would be sleeping in a tent in Herefordshire at the CF Boot Camp. So this led to start compiling a Top Ten Things Which Would Be Different if DD Had Won. And as the theme of my speech is blogging and the internet I thought what better way than to have my readers write this part of the speech for me! So give me some ideas of things which would be different if DD had won. And they must be funny. I don't want any silly political point scoring. This is the sort of thing I want...
10. Compulsory wearing of 'It's DD for Me' T Shirts by all members of CF
9. Introducting of Mug a Hoodie Policy
8. New Party logo introduced of a Hammer and Fist
Get the idea? Ideas by 11pm tonight please!