Friday, April 09, 2010

Friday Night Caption Competition

35 comments:

moorlandhunter said...

Paint my smile on please.

Gallimaufry said...

Nulabour doesn't do airbrushing.

Benji B said...

covering up the plastic-ness of NEW labour and replacing it with a granite gloss

Dorian Smith said...

"A brush with danger"

Michael Heaver said...

aaaaaaaaaah.

Norton Folgate said...

I'm sorry El Presidente Mandelson but we really can't polish a turd.

IanVisits said...

David Ike is vindicated as proof that we really are ruled by lizards wearing make-up emerges.

jaspal said...

don't tar me with same brush

delcatto said...

Let's just airbrush out that toothbrush moustache...

Chris said...

archaeologist descover the last new labour relic

sinosimon said...

madame tussauds dust off their latest chamber of horrors waxwork....

Political Cynic said...

A bit more please, some scales are still showing.

Scrobs... said...

...just going to powder my nose...

Jimmy said...

Cameron's instructions to make up were simple: make me look like someone who knows what he's talking about.

Charlotte Corday said...

"Don't bother with any foundation; instead add loads of concealer - just like NuLabour."

troppotroppo said...

Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!

Open House said...

That's just a wax figure. Stop dusting it and get over here!

DespairingLiberal said...

A few finishing touches, a quick final polish and - shazzam - the Neo-Liberal Tory Mark II Labour Pretender is once more on the loose.

norman said...

@Jimmy and DL. How about this caption. Mandy says "take it off the dropping completely, I didn't realise that little bird hated me so much"

jailhouselawyer said...

Isn't he as fake as the latest missing link discovery?

DespairingLiberal said...

Press harder and Roboliar will activate.

Andy said...

"Is it Boots No 7?"

John R said...

Sorry m'Lord, the turd polish doesnt seem to be working.

skynine said...

Only if it's Badger

I Squiggle said...

Hang on, I’m having a Twigg moment..

Ray said...

The evil, it won't come off

Fat Councillor said...

Where's my f**king crisps?

DespairingLiberal said...

Archaeologists have uncovered astonishing evidence that 21st century politicians were incapable of telling the truth.

Cazzy Jones said...

Make up artist: "If a picture paints a thousand words
Then why can't I paint you
The turds will never show
The you I've come to know..."

Mandy: "Isn't the third line supposed to start with Words?"

Make up artist: "Don't interrupt while I'm polishing."

Excuse O/T extra but there's a new possible explanation for Foy...

http://cazzyjones.blogspot.com/2010/04/weekend-is-here-one-mandelson-and-his.html

trevorsden said...

The front page of The Times as a very unnerving photo.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/

Catch it while you can - the last time I saw someone pose like this he was wearing long johns in a Littlewoods catalogue.

DespairingLiberal said...

Mandleson: "I want to look more honest."

Plastic surgeon: "Well, I could take your second face off."

Grand_Inquisitor said...

What about something biblical?

Such as: "Removing the plank in your own eye before the mote in others"?

DespairingLiberal said...

Thanks trevorsden, that's hilarious! Rogue Male!

DespairingLiberal said...

Very good piece in the Times as well today about the shortcomings in the Tory "efficiency savings" mantra. Anyone who has worked for the public sector as a contractor will be aware of how very unlikely it is that savings can easily be made in the recalcitrant public sector without a terrifying struggle against vested interests, including many commercial vested interests. It won't be easy and the Tories should stop making it sound as though it will be.

Cynic said...

Wouldnt you know it. You getting ready for an interview and you have one of those 'All About Mary' moments