Thursday, April 22, 2010

Thursday Caption Competition

35 comments:

startledcod said...

I was wondering, do you perhaps stock a small, but well formed, overall majority?

John R said...

No, really, it's true. Nick Clegg's is only THIS big.

Paddy Briggs said...

And the "Daily Mail" is about to run a story that he only has a two inch dick...

John R said...

No, really, it's true. Nick Clegg's is only THIS big. For a real man, vote Cameron.

Not a sheep said...

Whereas John Prescotts's is 'this' big.

John said...

...so I said, is that all you got?

John said...

"Don't vote for Cleggy - he's only got a tiny dick"

Dancemania Dancewear said...

(WH): Can I interest you in a squirt from my invisible can of head polish?

Carl Harris said...

I was this bloody close to Number 10. It was Tony Bloody Blair, I would have beat Brown. This close I tell you!

Ben's Spot said...

Darth Hague: "I find your lack of faith disturbing"

Paul Burgin said...

Okay we are getting low on finance after the Ashcroft situation, can you spare us any cash? 20, 50. Okay. A pound!

Woodsy said...

"The chances of Dave being our leader after 6th May? Well, I'd say about this much"

Simon Lewis said...

We got this many votes under my leadership

Andromeda said...

Hague: "Let me just show you how I can pick your pocket from right under your eyes, just like New Labour ... "

tapestry said...

Hague - I wondered, could we put up a small card up on your noticeboard mentioning the word 'Conservative'?

James said...

"And if I make a hand gesture like this, it ought to be a springboard for a series of incredibly weak 'Nick Clegg has a small dick' jokes on Iain Dale's Blog."

Norton Folgate said...

I stood next to Iain Dale in the gents the other day....

Elliott said...

"My hair was THIS long once. Honestly."

albertmbankment said...

Well, I could only get it to grow this long. That's not enough for a comb-over, so I went for the suede-head look.

ukipwebmaster said...

William Hague let's slip the size of the latest Tory polling figures.

Bucko said...

.........huge nipples. Oh crap! She's standing behind me, isn't she?

Malc said...

"Guinness? Okay, well, just a small one (or sixteen). I'm supposed to be driving this campaign..."

Bill Quango MP said...

I can see cases of twelve lagers, but have you got any packs of fourteen?

neil craig said...

"Could I speak to an assistant who isn't voting LibDem please"

Bill Quango MP said...

Those eggs I bought yesterday. About this size..really aerodynamic they were..got anymore.

Benny said...

This is why they call me 'Wee Willy Hague'.

DespairingLiberal said...

And I asked the barman for this much foam, but he said "I don't serve minors in this pub mate".

Bill Quango MP said...

I understand your argument about the huge debt that the banks and the Labour government have run up sir, but you still can't pay for hobnobs with an invisible credit card.

George said...

Look i only left that amount of beer in the glass and is was me 20th.

Gerry57 said...

One finger, one thumb, keep moving. Works for me every time - just ask this young lady,

Jimmy said...

Of course it's more impressive with the puppet.

John M Ward said...

"Look, this is Asda after all. If I win a vote here, do I get another one free?"

Eursoc Editors said...

He looks like a Treen!

http://www.eursoc.com/eursoc_news_and_comment_f/2010/04/pilot-of-the-future.html

titus-aduxas said...

You only get a wadge of notes this thick if you're an immigrant on benefits.

Jimmy said...

RED RUM...RED RUM...