Friday, April 23, 2010

Appropriately Named Candidates: No 94


This is Mr Barry Allcock. No, really. That's his name. He's the UKIP candidate for Meriden.

Aren't there enough tossers in Parliament already, though?

Hattip: Anna Raccoon

10 comments:

Tachybaptus said...

As the government comes for the smokers, then the drinkers, then the motorists, then those who want to travel anywhere, how long will it be before the masturbators attract their attention? First a tax, then a ban: that is the way they work.

It is, after all, a sin. Look what happened to poor Onan, merely for a bit of well-intentioned coitus interruptus:

Genesis 38:7 And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the LORD; and the LORD slew him.
8 And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.
9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
10 And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

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He couldn't wear that T shirt in Saudi lol

john in cheshire said...

bet you wouldn't joke about his name if he was an ethnic.

Old Holborn said...

You can talk. You're looking for a safe seat.

brownlie said...

Hope he does not come to my door. I've just white-washed my door-step!

Iain Dale said...

No I'm not actually. In case you haven't realised, nominations for candidates have closed. And that's me finished with trying to be an MP. I'll now be coming off the candidates list.

Old Holborn said...

Erm...it was actually a joke regarding your sexuality.

YE GODS

Roland Deschain said...

Never mind Allcock, I'd settle for no Balls.

Tim said...

There's a Richard Nixon running in Brigg and Goole for the Lib Dems.

Goodwin said...

On that basis, arn't you a failed tosser?