My sister rang this evening to tell me about an 82-year old auntie of a friend of hers. She sadly had a stroke on Boxing Day and was admitted to hospital in Brighton. The doctors suspected she might have dementia so they embarked on a series of tests. Eventually, the doctor turned to Auntie and asked her who the prime minister is, to which her response was "that fucking bastard Gordon Brown"!!!*
True story. Honest.
*I know I don't alow swearing on this blog, but context is everything, eh? Somehow it just wouldn't have been the same with asterisks.