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Thursday, February 05, 2009
Iain Dale's Political Dictionary
Liquidity
MEANING (n): When you look at your investments and wet your pants.
PS Do submit further words and meanings and I'll try to carry one a day.
Millipede = Insect Straw = Hollow Stem Jowell = Ugly bit of hanging flappy skin, often found on turkeys Prescott = Mouth of the Humber Beckett = Murder in The Cathedral, much anticipated Cook = Mysterious Death, See David Kelly Blunkett = Randy Old Goat Brown = unpleasant dull colour, most shit is brown as example.
23 comments:
Lib Dem (nm): When you look in your pants and find that your knob has dropped off.
Ah, so you read the Herald too??
Gordon Brown's underpants.
Osborne and Little
Answer to the question: "who is the Shadow Chancellor and what does he know about the economy?"
How about 'referendum'
Antidepressants
Hasty clarifications issued after faux pas at PMQs
Mandelson (v)
To scrape the bottom of a barrel.
Hoon (n) The genitals of a lady.
Insolvency - when your finances are so bad you start sniffing glue to ease the pain.
Election (n)
Meaning, according to Brown:
Chance for proletariat to exercise the wrong decision
Meaning, according to Cameron:
Chance for proletariat to exercise the right decision
Meaning, according to Clegg:
Chance for proletariat to exercise indecision
Meaning, according to Proletariat:
Chance for above to lie about future decisions
You might enjoy the definitions to the following, here:
- Cameroon
- Cashtration
- Ignoranus
- Bozone
- Mervous
- Intaxicated
- El Gordo
- Strawbury
- Gulliballs
- Trustcott
Brownian motion
MEANING:
Gordon makes random stabs in the dark, while the economy deteriorates.
Millipede = Insect
Straw = Hollow Stem
Jowell = Ugly bit of hanging flappy skin, often found on turkeys
Prescott = Mouth of the Humber
Beckett = Murder in The Cathedral, much anticipated
Cook = Mysterious Death, See David Kelly
Blunkett = Randy Old Goat
Brown = unpleasant dull colour, most shit is brown as example.
The Penguin.
Labourazism, the fascist erosion of freedom and the stealthy creation of a police state.
Gordon Brown = See desperate
I think your idea has run into the sand thanks to the total lack of charm and originality in the blogosphere.
How does one submit ones word and definition. Surely not over the 'vulgar vulgar vulgar' open airwaves?
And there was me thinking Gordon had wet himself again!
Brownian motion
MEANING:
Gordon makes random stabs in the dark, while the economy deteriorates.
DR! You beat me to it with Brownian Motion! Probably a better definition than what I had in mind, though.
There is an old joke among economists that states:
A recession is when your neighbour loses his job.
A depression is when you lose your job.
Is Gordon trying to tell us something?
Political Anal-yst (N)
A male member of the House of Commons, who happens to be a homosexual.
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