Thursday, October 09, 2008

The Defence Minister Who Isn't Gay

Oh dear. The Evening Standard diary have a little story today saying that the new junior Defence Minister Kevan Jones is the first defence minister who is gay. Except he is not. Gay, that is. He has a long standing girlfriend. Perhaps the wrong conclusion was drawn because he used to be a flatmate of Nick Brown.

Some of Jones's colleagues are urging him to take action against the Evening Standard, quoting Jason Donovan's legal case against The Face magazine as a precedent. Jones, however, is laughing it off, and all credit to him.

UPDATE: It seems m'Learned Friend has encouraged the ES to, ahem, amend their story.
UPDATE2: MoD lawyers have been very busy this afternoon on this story, particularly with one or two broadcast media outlets.

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

..and laugh it off he should. Why this kind of "revelation" is newsworthy in this day and age is beyond me.

Anonymous said...

It's questionable whether he would have been the first even if he was gay.

Anonymous said...

I know so many gay men who have 'long standing girlfriends' and wives. Maybe he is gay, so what?

I thought you were going to say Liam Fox anyway.

Lola said...

Really, I could not care less what his sexual preferences are. He could be a one legged, half cast, single parent Jewish green Martian living in an open relationship with three Dagenham Girl Pipers in a cardboard house kitted out with a model railway layout and a full set of bondage gear in the back garden of the Lord Montagu of Beaulieu's London home, as long as he does the Damn' job properly.

Unsworth said...

"He has a long standing girlfriend."


And?

Anonymous said...

Who the hell cares these days. If he can do the job it's all that matters.

Conand said...
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Conand said...

canvas is quite right to point that out.
It seems the facts have got in the way of a rubbish story.

Anonymous said...

Wasn't Ian Harvey at the Ministry of Defence or its predecessor?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1413699/How-the-legal-framework-still-works-against-homosexuals.html

Anonymous said...

Ian Harvey was a junior foreign office minister.

I agree with anonymous 3.07, though I think they mean 'half caste' rather than 'half cast'. Then again...

Anonymous said...

only tories would use the repugnant phrase 'half caste', yes?


PS> Hiya Conand - long time no see! :)

Unsworth said...

Half Caste 'Repugnant'?

To whom?

How about Half Breed, then?

How about Half Pissed?

Anonymous said...

half pissed is completely understandable.
;)

drop the old fashipned racist words though> soooo 20th century...

Anonymous said...

Well, Ivor Caplin was a junior Defence Minister for a while, but decided not to stand for Hove again in 2005.

Apart from that, who gives a toss?

Anonymous said...

old fashioned
old fashioned old fashioned

Anonymous said...

Portillo?
But why is this an issue?
As for ministerial appointments generally, the MOD must surely think itself fortunate that self-imagined towering intellects like Balls or his missus aren't there. Or the little squirt Bradshaw. Or Harman. Or Hoon - ah, yes, that's one cross already carried . . .

Anonymous said...

I thought everybody was gay these days. I certainly am, but in a non practising way.

Anonymous said...

To sue for libel you need to show that the innocent bystander will think less of a person as a result of the claimed libel.
Clearly those colleagues encouraging him to sue consider that being gay is a slur on his charachter.
Bigots!

David said...

Jones will have problems at MoD because the little squirt asked stupid questions about how much General So and So had spent on his official residence yet refused to push for improvments in soldiers' conditions! MoD is his reward for being Brown's grovelling little soldier asking stupid questions or making ridiculous complaints about Tories. Expect the MoD (miltary side) to ignore the wee twit.....

Anonymous said...

in the paper today (Independent) it said George Osborne told Peter Mandie (while they hanging out in Corfu together) some really juicy gossip about Liam Fox ...

Will Mandie dish?

;)

Anonymous said...

How very right-off to advise legal action over a suggestion that he was gay. They'd tie themselves up in homophobic knots within minutes.

Anonymous said...

If he can do the job better than that non-entity Hoon then so what as to his personal interests.

Brian said...

Anyone that Nick Brown climbed on top of would soon become a flat mate.

Anonymous said...

I hope things have moved on and that being "accused" of being gay is not really a big deal.

It's a bit like being accused of being ginger, which I know is a lot worse, but still...sic transit.

What disgusts me is that someone in the Cabinet is a Mandelson, which is about as pervy and mendacious as one can get, apart from being a Brown, that is.

Anonymous said...

If friends are telling him that the Jason Donovan case is a useful precedent, then he needs to change his friends. It beggars belief that the Evening Standard even thinks there is anything here worth reporting.

Unsworth said...

@ Canvas

Yeah, "20th century" notwithstanding, I like the old fashioned racist words. Do I tell you what vocabulary is 'acceptable'? Certainly not. So don't try it on.

I believe in calling a spade a spade. What might you call it?

Anonymous said...

Iain these are genuine questions, that I have been trying to fine a satisfactory answer to, for some time. So I would be most thankful for some well thought out serious answers. Although I fully understand why you might not want to answer any of them.

Do gay people in general define being gay as having regular or not sexual activity with a member of the same sex?

Or

Do gay people in general not have an opinion on the matter, or care one way or another.

Or

Do gay people in general define being gay as a preference or ability to fall passionately in love with a member of the same sex, to the point of maybe life time commitment?

I ask this, because at this moment we seem to have a British/European/American political elite of which half are married, over half are effectively Roman Catholics and almost all of them are having sex with members of the same sex, on a casual or full time basis.

It has been suggested by some 'crazy' conspiracy theorists that this is because of a Papal Jesuit/Zionist take over of much of the western worlds party political class.

These 'crazy' conspiracy theorists, seem also to have a conclusive amount of circumstantial and direct historically well documented evidence to support this view.

It is said that Tony Blair is a Knight of Malta, which is a Jesuit masonic order under the control of the Pope. Also that Gordon Brown is an above 33 degree Scottish rite free mason, which is also a Jesuit masonic order under control of the Pope.

I cant list them all now, but it seems to be a fact that almost the entire Labour cabinet have made a blood oath to a foreign power, namely the Pope in Rome.

Doing so is clearly high treason. Doing so and actually acting against the interests of the crown is even worse.

So Iain; do you have an explanation as to why our Gracious Majesty has not had Tony Blair and Gordon Brown locked up in the Tower already?

Because it seems to me, that the only reason why she has not even considered doing so, can only be because The Queen of England herself is still subservient to The Papal Powers, and she knows it. So Lizzy and her lot are basically in on the EU/New World Order deal, whether they like it or not.

One more question Iain.

Is it generally know in the gay community, that the Pope is said by 'completely crazy' conspiracy theorists to be openly gay, or not?

Atlas shrugged

Iain Dale said...

Now I have heard it all.

Anonymous said...

Lola - I am deeply offended by your suggestion that Jewish Martians are green.

If they are proper Orthodox Jewish Martians, everyone knows they are purple.

DanielClarke said...

Good for him! It is so offensive when people kick up a flaming song and a dance when it is suggested they are gay, as if they have been accused of being a murderer.

Lola said...

Canvas - mixed race? Mullato?, half cast is OK - only it is not if you are being deliberately offensive, which is the opposite of what was being.

Judith. I do apologise. You are quite right. It's the one legged jewish martians that emigrated to a small planet in the vicinity of beetlejuice that are green - something to do with the particular wavelengths of that planets suns radiation I understand.

Anonymous said...

Lola - I'm sure you weren't trying to be offensive - but you should realise the terms mulatto and half caste are considered impolite and potentially offensive.

Anonymous said...

Well, Lola, I reluctantly accept your apology, but reserve the right to get huffy about it every so often, when in the mood.

Anonymous said...

How can anyone sue a newspaper for suggesting they are gay? I am gay. Would I be able to sue a newspaper if it reported that I was heterosexual? Oh dear, we rally do have a long way to go.

Anonymous said...

Of course Jason Donovan is as straight as a nine bob note.

David Lindsay said...

It has always been common knowledge around here, in the louche North East. Can you just not cope with this sort of thing in Tehran-on-Thames?