Was he making a point? John Prescott was spotted 15 minutes ago in the House of Commons members' cafeteria, along with his faithful PPS Paul Clarke, tucking into a fat busting All Day Breakfast which included a huge, gigantic, mesmerising pork sausage. So forget the cocktail sausage, Prezza can now boast of having a giant saveloy. This time though, it was him that was eating it. Yeeeuch. There's something deeply psychological about all this. My Conservative MP informant couldn't decide if it was a case of sausage envy or another kind of envy. You decide.Tuesday, May 09, 2006
EXCLUSIVE: John Prescott's Giant Sausage
Was he making a point? John Prescott was spotted 15 minutes ago in the House of Commons members' cafeteria, along with his faithful PPS Paul Clarke, tucking into a fat busting All Day Breakfast which included a huge, gigantic, mesmerising pork sausage. So forget the cocktail sausage, Prezza can now boast of having a giant saveloy. This time though, it was him that was eating it. Yeeeuch. There's something deeply psychological about all this. My Conservative MP informant couldn't decide if it was a case of sausage envy or another kind of envy. You decide.
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Austin Mitchell was on Newsnight yesterday SUPPORTING Prescott! He was droning on about how important it was to have a working class presence in the cabinet which may be the case but still..
Definately penis envy methinks.
How long was your informant in the Parliamentary toilets when the symbology of it all hit him/her?
At least Prezza can boast about having a fat food bill...
Cameron, my friend, you are confusing Labour Lefties with Marxists. Marxists have traditionally been just a tad more robust. A Marxist would remove his testicles with an ice-pick...
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