Thursday, April 27, 2006

Letters to the Telegraph

I'm not an avid reader of newspaper letters pages, but these three from the Telegraph today are priceless...

Sir, I note that five of the 900 missing prisoners were convicted of driving offences. I assume that all the forces of law and order will leave no stone unturned to find them.

Sir, Can I be the first to echo John Prescott's wish that he and Pauline be allowed to get on with their lives together? Alone. Forever.

Sir, I was wondering if your readers knew that on the first second, second minute, third hour on May 4 2006 it iwll be 01 02 03 04 05 06. At 23 minutes past 1 on May 4 2006 it will be 1 2 3 4 5 6. We will have to wait 1,000 years for this to happen again.

Priceless.

1 comment:

Mark T said...

surely it is 100 years till may 4th 2106?