Friday, April 21, 2006
Another 30,000 Reasons to Boycott the National Lottery
A touching story from the National Lottery. Some poor, hapless, downtrodden office workers have been given the liberating chance of having yoga classes and going for walks at lunchtime. Hurrah! They work for a small northern sporting outfit and have been given £30,000 from the lottery to fund their activities. And which beleagured sporting outfit might I be talking about? Accrington Stanley? Whitby Town? Ilkley Moor Rangers? Nope. Manchester Fucking United. The richest soccer club in the world. I ask you. Another 30,000 reasons why I don't buy a lottery ticket anymore.